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Do you ever suffer with stress?

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Do you ever suffer with stress?

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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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You might find this relaxation technique of use... I've implemented it on many an occasion and it never fails. Start off by sitting somewhere nice and comfortable. Breathe slowly and deeply. Close your eyes and picture yourself sitting by a mountain stream on a balmy Summer's afternoon... Hear the birds softly chirping in the crisp, cool mountain air... Feel the dappled sunlight caressing your skin... This is your secret place. Nobody knows about it. Nothing can disturb you here. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place we call "the World"... The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is clear. Crystal clear... So clear that in fact, you can easily make out the face of the person you're holding under the water... There now.... feeling better?

Wannabe @ 12/09/2008 09:52

Wills
In: New Brighton
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LOL

Wills @ 12/09/2008 12:12

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not suffer withstress so whydont youbuggeroff anstopmakinganabsolutenuisanceyousillylittlegirlgoonleavebefore imakeamressofyourinsidesandonastynastythingsyou ggggggrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAGG GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! No thank-you, I am not stressed...... :D I just have a habit of 'fonging' people who try to stress me!!!! The nice doctor said I have to take these pills and they make me happy. Would you like some?

ttaskmaster @ 12/09/2008 12:15

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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*decides discretion is the better part of valour and asks not what the devil "fonging" is*

Wannabe @ 12/09/2008 13:46

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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is 'fonging' a wedgy of the thong kind ????!

Nutkin68 @ 12/09/2008 15:38

ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
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I have a better stress reliever..................costs a fortune in kleenex though!

ghosthunter @ 13/09/2008 14:08

Deleted Member
In: NA
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origami wiv kleenex?

Deleted Member @ 13/09/2008 14:18

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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Nutkin 'fonging' a wedgy of the thong kind. Would that not be more cheese wire. As for stress just dont restrain from beating the out of the w person that caused it in the first place

micksaway @ 13/09/2008 19:08

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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flippin eck mick beatin peep's into a pulp again!!

tangoman60 @ 13/09/2008 19:10

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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I said others should do it not me I leave it to Karma to sort them these days been good boy for long time

micksaway @ 13/09/2008 19:12

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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blessed are the cheesemaker's! amen!

tangoman60 @ 13/09/2008 19:14

micksaway
In: Weymouth
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For they will inherit very smelly hands

micksaway @ 13/09/2008 19:17

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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true!

tangoman60 @ 13/09/2008 19:20

ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
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same as my stress reliever then! ARF ARF! EWWWW that was disgusting of me, I'm ashamed of myself............there, I've got over it now. Often wondered how they made Dairylea

ghosthunter @ 14/09/2008 03:37

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
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Fonging: Go watch the film A Knight's Tale. Laugh merrily, but pay attention to the read-headed geezer!! Then ye shall know what Fonging is :D

ttaskmaster @ 15/09/2008 05:48

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I've definitely seen A Knight's Tale... still none the wiser... I'm pretty sure I enjoyed it though... *wracks memory banks - comes up wi'nowt*

Wannabe @ 15/09/2008 08:36

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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jus humour im WB say yes!!

tangoman60 @ 15/09/2008 08:39

Deleted Member
In: NA
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ttm - did fiery upset u, maybe in a previous life? u didn't...please tell me u didn't...fong her!!! poor lass, fonged, but not forgotten.

Deleted Member @ 15/09/2008 08:55

ttaskmaster
In: Reading
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If I had done anything with someone like her, do you really think I'd be keeping it quiet?

ttaskmaster @ 15/09/2008 10:03

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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know this knave well strumpets of BM an do not succumb to his cannooodling an wiley ways of the known world for he will shout of his exploit's an conquest's from the highest tower in the castle!!!

tangoman60 @ 15/09/2008 10:14

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