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Why Motorcycles are better than women • Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.• You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. • You can choke your motorcycle. • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. • Motorcycles don't snore. • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. • If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. • If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks. • If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. • If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it. • It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle. • Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride. • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden. • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have. • Motorcycles don't care if you are late. • Motorcycles don't get pregnant. • Motorcycles don't have parents. • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider. • Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. • Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. • Motorcycles last longer. • Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles. • Motorcycles' curves never sag. • New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. • When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time. • You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up. • You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore. • You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month. • You can share your Motorcycle with your friends. • You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle. • You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals. • You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle. • You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.• You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn. • Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it. • Your Motorcycle doesn't car what you're wearing when you take it out. • Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike MORE enjoyable. • The rashes you get from motorcycles go away without those painful IM Penicillin shots. • One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement. • Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need. • Motorcycles always sound pleasant. • Unlike women FAT motorcycles aren't cheap dates.

Why Motorcycles are better than women
• Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when you forget it's birthday.• You don't have to talk to your motorcycle after you ride it. • You can choke your motorcycle. • Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when you ignore it for a month or so. • Motorcycles don't get jealous if you come home with grease under your fingernails. • Motorcycles don't snore. • Your motorcycle won't wake you up at 3:00 AM and ask you if you love it. • Your motorcycle won't leave you for another rider. • You don't have to pay child support / alimony to an ex-motorcycle. • If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again. • If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts. • If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. • If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it. • If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. • If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks. • If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. • If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it. • It's always OK to use tie downs on your Motorcycle. • Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride. • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden. • Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have. • Motorcycles don't care if you are late. • Motorcycles don't get pregnant. • Motorcycles don't have parents. • Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider. • Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. • Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. • Motorcycles last longer. • Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles. • Motorcycles' curves never sag. • New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them. • When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time. • You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up. • You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore. • You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month. • You can share your Motorcycle with your friends. • You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle. • You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals. • You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle. • You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.• You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is worn. • Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.• Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it. • Your Motorcycle doesn't car what you're wearing when you take it out. • Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a bike MORE enjoyable. • The rashes you get from motorcycles go away without those painful IM Penicillin shots. • One gets in no trouble for storing disassembled pieces of the motorcycle in the basement. • Disassembling the motorcycle is done out of pleasure rather than need. • Motorcycles always sound pleasant. • Unlike women FAT motorcycles aren't cheap dates.

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