These are entries to a Valentine competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:
1. Love may be beautiful, love may be blissbut I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed 2. I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother 3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so areyou. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 4. Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face 5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not 6. I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face 7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life 9. I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming 10. My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
11. My feelings for you no words can tell<o:p></o:p>
Except for maybe "go to hell" <o:p></o:p>
What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime
(yup, it's been posted before but it's still amusing)<o:p></o:p>
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I wish I was a bar or soap sitting on a string
Cause everytime you got in the bath I'd see your ding-a-ling
I wish I was a teddy sitting on your bed
Cause if you dreampt of another girl
I'd kick you in the head
We stood on the bridge at midnight
Our hearts began to linger
I ran my fingers through your hair
And a dickie bit my finger!!
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