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A useful tip from Ian!

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A useful tip from Ian!

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6ypsy
In: Clay Cross
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I'm sorry, but how can you claim to be a tea guru and then tell us how to mash in the mug (and I am shouting)... TEA POT! Leaves, not sweepings up chucked in to tea bags, mash for 3 mins and no milk. I like earl grey too LC, very phosisticated... Cartons knew about that one and it's true.

6ypsy @ 28/01/2011 13:30

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depends 6ypsy, shout all you like lol.....but i prefer bags.....but i accept leaves are good but i am not 76 so i prefer the easy way !!

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 13:35

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you prefer bags! lol

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 13:56

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no comment !!!!

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6ypsy
In: Clay Cross
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So you're not 71 eh! Carton opening and tea mashing tips - hmmm, right down with the kids BTW, is the cat real? It's huge...

6ypsy @ 28/01/2011 16:17

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the cat is real, he's a beautiful Maine Coon called Tompsk

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 16:32

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yesh yesh he is !!

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wheelbarrow
In: Cardigan
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right tea, put water to boil, while waiting place tea bag (PG tips or Tetley I'm not fussed) into a mug with a small amount of milk, pour boiling water in and leave to mash for 30 seconds then stir with spoon until desired strength is reached, take out the tea bag and place into wives mug, which has now been mashing itself for about 30 seconds more than the first one, so there is now 2 tea bags in her mug, stir around until the tea spoon will stand up straight in the mug, leave tea bags in the mug and serve. I hate it that strong but she likes it, and her needs have to be met havent they :-)

wheelbarrow @ 28/01/2011 16:48

Boodyblues
In: york
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never put milk ontop of a dry teabag its a sin!!! and punjana is ace.

Boodyblues @ 28/01/2011 18:49

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good moody boody !!!!

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 18:50

limeninja9
In: Liverpool
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Here's a top money saving tip for those tea drinkers that don't like strong tea,,, you know the ones,,, take the bag out before it's even wet,,,, Don't bother with the tea!! It will save a fortune on tea bags!! Never buy another one!!!

limeninja9 @ 28/01/2011 19:15

kazninja
In: nottingham
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uve had a busy day then disscussing how to make a cuppa ian lol !!!

kazninja @ 28/01/2011 19:23

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leaf it out Kaz...your brewing up trouble !!

Deleted Member @ 28/01/2011 19:29

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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I have a tip for everyone who owns a dog.

Mix fluorescent food dye into Rover's food before you feed him and then it stops people stepping in dog poo at night!

geoffb2005 @ 28/01/2011 19:44

julie j
In: Harrogate
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or just dont feed him!

julie j @ 28/01/2011 20:22

violetinferno
In: Hull
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top tip...everyone just do their tea how they want with what they want

but you need a 1.5 pint mug to keep me happy!!!

violetinferno @ 28/01/2011 20:43

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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ROFL @ BM's resident jokers Limeninja said: Here's a top money saving tip for those tea drinkers that don't like strong tea,,, you know the ones,,, take the bag out before it's even wet,,,, Don't bother with the tea!! It will save a fortune on tea bags!! Never buy another one!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Geoff said: I have a tip for everyone who owns a dog. Mix fluorescent food dye into Rover's food before you feed him and then it stops people stepping in dog poo at night! BTW Ian, the milk carton tip is a good un, thanks.

Sandi @ 28/01/2011 22:34

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And from me, always wear a balaclava.

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wheelbarrow
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Never mind the balaclava mate, If I had a face like that I'd just walk around with brown paper bag over it (only joking honest)

wheelbarrow @ 30/01/2011 23:57

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You haven't seen me in a dress then. mind you i might give you the horn.

Deleted Member @ 31/01/2011 00:01

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