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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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keeperlit
In: belfast
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woman phones the sex shop ,,,,,,,,,,hhheeelllooooo iiiss tthhaatt tthhee sshhoopp ii bboouughtt tthhee vviiibbbrraattoorr ffrooommm cccaannnn uuuuu tteeelll mmmee hhooowww tttoooo ttuurrnn tthhee bblloooddyy tthiinng oooff pllleeaasee

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keeperlit @ 28/08/2006 08:56  

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In: Derbyshire
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lol @ being hotstuff.........i dunno know about that hahahaha but thanks anyway xx

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RC @ 28/08/2006 09:05  

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In: Derbyshire
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awwwwwwwwww ty rube its healing nicely now lol xxxxxxxxxxx

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RC @ 28/08/2006 10:11  

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Sexysmirnoff
In: Dudley
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a family driving behind a dust cart when a dildo flies out and hits their windscreen.embarrassed and to protect her young sons innocencewoman says it was an insect,to which one of the boys replied"i'm surprised it can fly with a dick like that!" lol i think its funny anyhow x

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Sexysmirnoff @ 02/09/2006 21:32  

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In: Derbyshire
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lol so do i bp great joke only joke i know is whats black white and brown all over????? a nun with monk on!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha or maybe not

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RC @ 03/09/2006 07:05  

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In: Dudley
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lol disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sexysmirnoff @ 03/09/2006 08:40  

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Sexysmirnoff
In: Dudley
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wots the difference between MMMMM and AHHHHH? about 3 inches !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sexysmirnoff @ 03/09/2006 08:42  

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In: Derbyshire
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told u my jokes are naff....... leave it up to u lot lol

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RC @ 03/09/2006 08:42  

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Sexysmirnoff
In: Dudley
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why are wives like condoms?they spend too much time in ya wallet and not enough time on the end of ya dick!!!!!!!!!!! why do married women have so many wrinkles?its from squinting up their eyes and saying pull wot? lol ok i having a maddun !!! i'll stop now

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Sexysmirnoff @ 03/09/2006 08:47  

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bp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u get worse my friend lol

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RC @ 03/09/2006 08:48  

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In: Dudley
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i cheated they're out of a book lol

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Sexysmirnoff @ 03/09/2006 08:49  

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lol awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and i thought u new them all u CHEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RC @ 03/09/2006 08:54  

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In: Dudley
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hey me never lol i cant remember my name never mind owt else!!1

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Sexysmirnoff @ 03/09/2006 08:55  

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i see the jokes go up in class on a saturday night? lol

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Matt @ 03/09/2006 13:54  

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well mine are cleaner than bp's lmao good job we didnt post any friday night u would have booted us off matt

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RC @ 03/09/2006 14:03  

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Nah, it would have probably made sense to me as I was in the same state

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Matt @ 03/09/2006 14:12  

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haha now u tell us wait till bp comes down to mine again n see what we come up with lmao

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RC @ 03/09/2006 14:15  

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lol hey dont get me into trouble i dont know any dirty jokes im a angel as pure as the driven snow as delicate as a flower lmao not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sexysmirnoff @ 03/09/2006 19:04  

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u said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RC @ 03/09/2006 19:06  

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In: swindon
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whats the difference between going down on a woman and a police speed trap.............when you go down on a woman you can see the c**t behind the bush!!!!!..............................sorry!

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