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Just walked through my garage to put my 500 away and on passing I said "hey baby" to my Daytona :/ Do anyone else talk to their bikes or am I extremely odd.

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2009 19:10  

Nope you are NOT alone Ive always talked to our bikes and more recently to my own...firstly Mini V..my Honda Varadero...loved her to bits..she got me through my test and did me proud...had words with her when she left for Marks house lol...saying she had to help that young man pass his test too...and more recently...Ruby..havent you seen my postings??? lol....

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bikerchick1966 @ 14/09/2009 19:27  

You're talking to a motorcycle and you have to ask if that's odd? It's odd!

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zzr12 @ 14/09/2009 20:03  

I talk to Jason all the time...I say morning to him every day and when we are out, we have a full blown conversation He's the perfect fella, cos he never answers back

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darkcarnival @ 14/09/2009 20:06  

I talk to my bike, My room. everytime i go in i say hello room. And i talk to myself. Becouse they're the only things that'll listen to me and they/we don't answer back.

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bluesbiker @ 14/09/2009 20:12  

Lol, the long winter evenings must just fly by for you guys

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zzr12 @ 14/09/2009 21:04  

Mmmmm i talk to the traffic cone my son 'borrowed' before he left for Uni and i call him Eric, he never makes a mess and never answers back, i love him xxxx

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Brummie Jackie @ 14/09/2009 21:08  

. .and I talk to little Toshi who sits on my knee keeping me nice and warm. . .and lets me press his keys to type all sorts of rubbish to you crazy lot out there!!!

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Alice2 @ 14/09/2009 21:12  

Nothing mad about that at all, Seb. But I'd get worried if the bike talks back.

Old Liverpool joke
"Driver, is this bus going to Speke?"

"Dunno, luv, I've been here all day and it hasn't said a word yet!"

I'll get me coat.....

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Wills @ 14/09/2009 21:17  

I talk to the big toe on my right foot. We often have long and interesting conversations about life, the world and general current affairs. I don't talk to the big toe on my left foot because he never replies. He's just ignorant.

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geoffb2005 @ 14/09/2009 21:18  

Oh and I talk to my fraggle. Every morning when I go into work, I say hello. "Morning Gobo", I say, "was everything ok last night in the office?" "Was everything alright," he always replies. "You cheeky ba**ard, you left me here in the f**king cold and dark again, all alone." You know I hate the f**king cold and dark. Scares me sh*tless." He's quite a rude little fraggle.

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geoffb2005 @ 14/09/2009 21:22  

sounds like someone's been on the ice-cream!!!

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2009 21:22  

Geoff can i have some of whatever you have been prescribed please?

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Brummie Jackie @ 14/09/2009 21:27  

I was thinking the EXACT thing Jacks lol xxx

zzr12 you know I'm odd lol

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bikerchick1966 @ 14/09/2009 21:31  

i always say if i went through life sane i'd go mad!!! just talking to the walls right now

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johnb1450 @ 14/09/2009 21:52  

I taught Shirley Valentine all she knows (about talking to walls) I can go for days without speaking to another person (yes I can!!) Stuck at home most of the time, vegetating and getting battier by the minute. I need rescuing but no one is brave enough to bother.

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Sandi @ 14/09/2009 22:01  

I have arguments with myself, i always win.

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Bikeabill @ 14/09/2009 22:08  

That explains a lot Bill bless you hunny (laughing Mutley style )

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bikerchick1966 @ 14/09/2009 22:09  

I always mange to lose when arguing with myself then i end up with no pocket money and grounded for a month, go figure !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 14/09/2009 22:16  

There is defo an out poaring of chat and affection with my bikes...I even hug and kiss Bandit as the engine feels like silk...Mad???? I dont care!!!!

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Roaring Ruby @ 20/09/2009 04:56  

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