Yup , since Ian got his 1st joke this morning, my phone has not stopped buzzing !!
Not all in the best of taste but some yeah have a chuckle value.
RIP Jacko & Farah
Dont forget she was also the Bionic Woman ... all that speeded up footage so she was running 100mph... or super slowed down so could see her hair swaying from side to side
The Fall Guy was bionic? No wonder he was able to jump off buildings and the like.
I've had some brilliant jokes, but as many don't like my jokes I'll shut up lol!
Very good LC!
After years of rumours of skin cancer, sensitivity to light and wild living, Coroners have said about Jackson's death;
"Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the good times .."
The hospital need to freeze his body until next Wednesday...that's when it's plastics recycling collection.
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Similar vein, what was not reported is that recently while out shopping MJ collided with a woman pushing a pram. It appears the contusion could have cause a blood clot, which has killed him. So you can, blame it on the buggy.
Possibly Geoff , i enjoyed the lyrics and music plus my hearing was'nt too bad then , didnt like the video much as i could'nt make head or tail of it .
Police say MJ's death could be suspicious,they're currently looking for a smooth criminal. He could be Black or White but he's definitely bad & dangerous.
They got fingerprints off the wall & they say say say there was a man in the mirror,so he has to be there.
They would like Ben & Billy Jean to come forward but they don't wanna be starting something,police say they don't stop till they get enough as they found blood on the dance floor.
It's going to be a tough case but they will beat it.
Police say it's a real thriller.
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