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Oh yes,forgot,Miss WB....'Cow-Tipping' now,OMG,might start a new thread - " Keep Wannabe Away From ALL Livestock.....Especially Farm Creatures"

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2009 19:07

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Regarding "Cow-Tipping" explanation may be required!!! I've led a sheltered life up here in the North!!!!! Must just be a Southern thing or is it just a WB thing!!

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2009 19:25

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Its a WB thing. Questions will asked over tea on friday i believe. Milk could well be off the menu though.We down here do not date livestock. Anyway all our cows come from the supermarket.

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2009 20:00

vinnie
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It's similar to hunting cows with a hammer.

Cow tipping - Walk into a field of sleeping cows (cows sleep on their feet), approach the first cow, tip it - in laymans terms push it - cow falls over.

Hunting for cows with a hammer - walk into a field of cows with hammer, cows wander over to you, hit nearest cow with hammer.

Job's a good un!

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vinnie @ 15/04/2009 20:06

vinnie
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That should have been - hit nearest cow on head with hammer,

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vinnie @ 15/04/2009 20:10

prof
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For those who wish to practice to match Wannabe's prowess http://www.dempster.talktalk.net/web/cowtipping.html

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prof @ 15/04/2009 20:10

vinnie
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That should have been - hit nearest cow on head with hammer.

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vinnie @ 15/04/2009 20:11

vinnie
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I think we;ve got a touch of the Fred Elliots here.

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vinnie @ 15/04/2009 20:13

Wannabe
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That virtual cow tipping site's no good Prof - they don't fall over!

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Wannabe @ 15/04/2009 23:42

Emzed
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I was similarly dissapointed

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Emzed @ 15/04/2009 23:45

prof
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They are very startled when you catch them asleep

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prof @ 16/04/2009 00:05

Wannabe
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They are indeed! Tricky to catch them sleeping though... I could be gone for hours...

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Wannabe @ 16/04/2009 00:06

Emzed
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You are always gone for hours! I sometimes wait ages before you re-appear

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Emzed @ 16/04/2009 00:09

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Mmm...not really approving of hitting cows with a hammer Mister V .As for WB,no,won't letting you get away with that one either

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Deleted Member @ 16/04/2009 09:18

drobess
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I just tried the cow tippin n was also dissapointed i wanted 2 see the cows fall ova 2

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drobess @ 16/04/2009 14:28

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I just tried the cow tippin n was also dissapointed i wanted 2 see the cows fall ova 2

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drobess @ 16/04/2009 14:28

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Are we doing 'Double' on all threads today Drobess

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Deleted Member @ 16/04/2009 15:24

bikerchick1966
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Reading this thread, has made me chuckled so much and realised what Ive been missing...nothing ever stays on thread...going back to the tips....Ive got none sorry TM....I would like some cos I cant get a date either...so there's a lot of us saddos on here....PMSL...

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bikerchick1966 @ 16/04/2009 16:09

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Well why do you think TM started it in the first place BC ? *tuts* He was looking for handy hints

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Deleted Member @ 16/04/2009 16:33

Emzed
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Here's a "handy hint" TM Dont ask for advice on BM

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Emzed @ 16/04/2009 18:21

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