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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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Sometimes I think I'd like to be the last man on earth. Then I would know if all those girls were really telling the truth.

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prof @ 29/12/2008 13:17  

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In: Grantham
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Probably, if they have a rabbit lol

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Jansky1960 @ 29/12/2008 13:31  

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So I would need to be last man on earth and control all the batteries then?

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prof @ 29/12/2008 13:35  

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MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds about right lol, but then you would become an instant millionaire. So therefore you would be in great demand with all the ladies --

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Jansky1960 @ 29/12/2008 13:48  

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Sounds like a plan, I always thought that the kind, considerate, caring thoughtful man bit wasn't really what women want as I are one and single again to boot. Now my plan for world domination is to be a rich b**tard with all the batteries. (cue Dr Evil Laugh)

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prof @ 29/12/2008 15:36  

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Have a certificate from an ex saying that I am officially better than a rabbit.... ... it doesn't say at what, though!

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TeeCee @ 29/12/2008 16:26  

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A touch of carrot envy there perhaps?

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prof @ 29/12/2008 18:23  

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PML

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Sandi @ 30/12/2008 00:11  

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Having witnessed you munching a carrot whilst declaring "What's up, Doc?" I concur with your ex-g/f's certification TC

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Wannabe @ 30/12/2008 11:54  

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THE TRUTH !!YU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH NONE OF YU!WHY AM I SHOUTIN?the truth is this .............. nah you couldnt handle it!

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tangoman60 @ 30/12/2008 12:38  

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Tell us TM,we're waiting with baited breath. Be quick though cos we're getting bored.

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Ah, WB.. the carrot thing.... Yep, that makes sense... cos I'm crap in bed! (I keep falling out) *ponders* could TM really be Jack Nicholson??

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TeeCee @ 30/12/2008 17:29  

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Crap in bed TC
Wouldn't it be better to get up & go to the karsey?

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Oggy @ 01/01/2009 13:01  

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TC if you keep falling out of bed why not ask her to tighten the ropes a bit more?

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prof @ 01/01/2009 14:49  

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Prof - TC keeps whinging that the ropes chaff his skin if they're too tight....might try Silk next time!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 01/01/2009 14:55  

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Silly, tie the ropes to the fur lined handcuffs next time

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prof @ 01/01/2009 16:49  

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Ooh look at oggy with all his airs and graces - I bet he gets out of the bath to pee too!! I'll let you know prof and Hfg, that there has not been a restraint made yet that could keep me down.... (but thanks for the reminder... I need to 'feed' the leather on my cuffs and collars just in case I need to 'treat' someone this year.... *cough*) Moving on...

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TeeCee @ 01/01/2009 16:51  

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Nah,I just stand up & piss in the sink

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Oggy @ 02/01/2009 05:44  

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HFG - I think we have been challenged !!

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prof @ 02/01/2009 09:26  

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Oh dear ....... I am suddenly quite worried!! Please, please don't risk daring TC ........

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geoffb2005 @ 02/01/2009 10:30  

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