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nice ring!!!

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raven77
In: sutton in ashfie
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A women in a jewellers breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring, She looks around embarresed and sees the sales man standing right behind her . Totaly professional he says "good day madame how may i help you?" hoping he hadnt heard her little accident she asks " sir whats the price of this lovely ring?" he answers " madame if you farted just looking at it you are going to shit yourself when i tell you the price!!!

raven77 @ 05/07/2008 17:27

Herne
In: Dewsbury
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LOL I like that Raven ...cheers

Herne @ 05/07/2008 17:45

M.S.
In: Bedworth.
Posts: 189
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My ex-wife took me into a jewellers to look at some diamond rings. It ended up with me spending £1200, I nearly shit myself. God bless her.

M.S. @ 05/07/2008 18:24

Wills
In: New Brighton
Posts: 3265
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Was she an ex-wife then, or did she become an ex as a result of this experience?

Wills @ 05/07/2008 20:40

tm0714
In: Surrey
Posts: 38
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top one raven lol, need to let the guys know its all about diamonds and pearls lol not that i'm fickle of course, unless its 2.30 in the morn...

tm0714 @ 05/07/2008 21:34

Scary
In: Somerset
Posts: 1155
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You can't beat a nice piece of glass and paste. Quickly chosen in Argos so you can get down pub for a pint.

Scary @ 06/07/2008 06:10

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