Himself insisted I buy an actual bed when he moved in... gone are the days of mattresses on the floor... still - falling out's not a problem if you strap yourself to one of the handy tie-points on the frame *WEG*
Back the original thread before it started getting kinky...
Was walking my daughter to her new school yesterday for a taster day before she starts properly in September.
She kept walking in front of me. 'Dad, I don't want to be seen with you.'
Why?
The reply came with all the know-it-all world-weariness an 11-year-old can muster.
'That top. No-one wears white tops now. Sandals are SO last year, and you DON'T wear socks with them. And your trousers are so OLD...'
I arrived at the school feeling an inch high... What's she going to be like when she's 15?
Bless ya heart Wills, that's what kids are for, so you can embarrass them!
Not a rally virgin XKLYBR . Go to the top of the page for the M & B explanation!
I once turned a bloke down with " Sorry, you don't support the right football team" or a slight variation on that!!
I used to live in Birmingham, and altho there were Mitchell & Butlers pubs a'plenty, virgins were in short supply!
And my daughter claims to be an orphan.
Yep, TM - had the same...
Many years ago when I thought I would give this dating malarkey a go I arranged to meet a woman in Carlisle.
When I stepped off the train, her first words were "you're shorter than I thought you were"... it all went downhill from there...
(You'd have thought my height on my profile would have been a clue!)
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