One evening a barman is cleaning glasses in a busy bar when a young blonde lady walks in looking extremely happy with herself. Carrying a sign reading "21 DAYS!", she walks up to the bar, politely orders three bottles of champagne and ten glasses and then sits down at a large, empty table.
Putting her sign in the middle of the table, she quietly sits down.
Two minutes later, two more young blonde ladies walk in, look around the room, spot the first blonde and eagerly walk over to the table.
Then much to the barman’s surprise the first blonde stands up, all three hold up a glass of champagne and loudly shout "21 DAYS" in a big toast, then sit down laughing. A few of the other customers look around briefly, shrug their shoulders and carry on with their evening.
Five minutes later, a further four young blonde ladies walk in, look around the room, spot the others and practically run over to the table.
Again, to the barman’s surprise, all seven blondes hold up glasses of champagne and shout "21 DAYS, 21 DAYS, 21 DAYS", then again sit down laughing and joking and generally making a lot of noise. A couple of the other customers look over annoyed at the commotion, get up and leave.
The barman therefore walks over and asks the ladies if they could keep the noise down a little. The first blonde apologises and they calm down a little.
As the barman returns to his work, the door opens again and in walk another three young blonde ladies, the last of the three carrying a small box. Before the barman can say anything, they charge over to the table of blondes, knocking customers as they do. Then all ten blondes stand up and whilst holding hands they form a circle around the table and begin chanting very loudly "21 DAYS …. 21 DAYS ….. 21 DAYS …. 21 DAYS etc".
The barman runs over, "Ladies, could you please sit down and keep the noise down or I will have to ask you to leave, you are upsetting the other customers". Then, in a little confusion he asks, "What is this 21 days business?"
The first blonde stands up and very proudly announces, "We wanted to prove to people that blondes are not stupid and so we decided to do something clever."
Holding up the box she continues, "We put our heads together as it was quite difficult and we finished this jigsaw in only 21 days ……….. It says 3 to 4 years on the box!"
Not really wanting to go into politics but .....
What is the difference between an ash tray on a motorcycle and Gordon Brown?
One is a total waste of space and time and the other is an ash tray on a motorcycle.
The man and the photograph joke is quite good though!
What are the benefits of chatting up a homeless woman rather than any other ....
Simple. Firstly, you stand a far better chance of taking her back home and secondly, when you have finished with her you can drop her off anywhere you want!
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