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Do YOU like cucumbers?


fast at times

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2012 22:25  

can you give me a good explanation how to use a drill please? (bit like Mike and his explanation of how to get to Mansfield ...) i cant seem to stop watching them

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2012 22:31  

Do you watch porn films often?


I got awfully lost

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2012 22:34  

What was it like when you last had nooky? I don't know where it is

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davidneale @ 15/04/2012 22:39  

so in order to get a lass pregnant you need to put this in here.... well i try to give a good brushing first or my bath gets covered in grime and hair...

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Deleted Member @ 15/04/2012 22:53  

Do you wash your boy friends back? I find if I bend it backwards and forwards, it eventually comes off!

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davidneale @ 15/04/2012 22:58  

How do you take your bike off its main stand? The faster I go the better the feeling.

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Ragnar @ 16/04/2012 07:24  

Your illness, how long have you got? I am going to be tied up for the next week.

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davidneale @ 16/04/2012 08:14  

Did you pay your membership to the fetish club?


Well - I tried that but it still turned my lips green!

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Riggy66 @ 16/04/2012 09:40  

How about the non radio active lip balm? I put my foot down and still fell over!

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davidneale @ 16/04/2012 11:03  


What happened when you tried tightrope walking?
The place was full of hippies.

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Ragnar @ 16/04/2012 17:46  

What did you think of the lovein? I only said give us a bunk up!

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davidneale @ 16/04/2012 19:15  

Why did Suzi slap your face? It's nice to feel the wind in my hair.

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Ragnar @ 16/04/2012 20:34  

what attracted you to joining the baked bean club? i like rubbing it all over my body and it smells nice ps. oiiii rags

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Deleted Member @ 16/04/2012 20:42  

What did you do with the old chip fat?



Honest - it just fell apart when I looked at it!

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Riggy66 @ 16/04/2012 20:46  

What happened to my 2000 piece jigsaw? It took ten minutes to get it up.

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Ragnar @ 16/04/2012 21:14  

What happened at the lap dancing club? I said give me five!

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davidneale @ 16/04/2012 21:20  

When you were asked how many Viagra do you need to get going what did you say?


Three times so far this week

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Deleted Member @ 16/04/2012 22:00  

How often are you late for work? Every day I can!

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davidneale @ 16/04/2012 22:13  

how many times have you played with action man and barbie? i prefer teh red ones i think they are more tasty

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Deleted Member @ 16/04/2012 22:14  

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