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Yep. . it's the time of year for silly hats and mottos!! How about sharing some of those groan moments!? Heard this one today: How do you make a jacket last??? Make the trousers first . .. groooaaann # ### ######### ####### ###### ####### ######### ### #

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Alice2 @ 15/12/2009 23:01  

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What's ET short for? . . . . . . . . . . cos he's only got little legs!

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In: York
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Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous ? # Holly wood !! Oh dear !!!!!

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Alice2 @ 26/12/2009 17:47  

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas.. . . . . . . . . . He had felt his presents ! (sorry )

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In: Hobbit HQ
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BJ has left the building !!!

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What does Bob Marley say when he's getting the donuts in for his mates? Hope you like jam in too

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Wannabe @ 27/12/2009 06:47  

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how does santa like his pizzas ? deep pan crisp and even !!

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Boodyblues @ 28/12/2009 21:20  

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Sports news flash It has been announced that next year's shirt sponsor for Tiger Woods will be Tampax. A spokesman for Tampax said "To sponsor a c**t going through a bad period is exactly what our company is all about"

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Oh gross!

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Sandi @ 30/12/2009 15:21  

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If you didn't like that one Kwak you will not like the next one.

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