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8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! <o:p></o:p>
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FREE PUPPIES<o:p></o:p>
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog. <o:p></o:p>
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FREE PUPPIES. <o:p></o:p>
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. <o:p></o:p>
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. <o:p></o:p>
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FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. <o:p></o:p>
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. <o:p></o:p>
Better be a big reward. <o:p></o:p>
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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. <o:p></o:p>
Also 1 gay bull for sale. <o:p></o:p>
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! <o:p></o:p>
Must sell washer and dryer £100. <o:p></o:p>
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WEDDING DRESS FOR <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">SALE</st1:place></st1:City>. <o:p></o:p>
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. <o:p></o:p>
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And the best one: <o:p></o:p>
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Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything. <o:p></o:p>
Mon. For Sale: - W.A. Harris has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 565-0747 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. O'Hara who lives with him cheap.
Tues. NOTICE - We regret having erred in W.A. Harris's ad yesterday. It should have read: One sewing machine for sale. Cheap: 565-0747 and ask for Mrs. O'Hara who lives with him after 7 p.m.
Wed. NOTICE - W.A. Harris has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in his classified ad yesterday. His ad stands corrected as follows: FOR SALE - W.A. Harris has one sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 565-0747 and ask for Mrs. O'Hara who loves with him.
Thurs. NOTICE - I, W.A. Harris, have NO sewing machine for sale. I SMASHED IT. Don't call 565-0747, as the telephone has been disconnected. I have NOT been carrying on with Mrs. O'Hara. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper, but she quit.
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