Three old ladies were sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and the squirrels, when suddenly, a man in a long trench coat jumped out in front of them and flashed them.
The three old ladies haven't seen such a thing in a very long time, and their blood pressure shot up quickly.
The first old lady let out a gasp and had a stroke.
When the second old lady saw the size of the man's credentials she gasped and had a stroke, too.
The third old lady didn't have a stroke — she was sitting too far away and couldn't reach.
5 guys and their girlfriends go on a weekend camping trip and because there's only 2 tents decide on the obvious , guys in one tent girls in the other , just after midnite jim wakes joe and tells him ..joe i've got to get to my girl urgently , iv'e got the biggest erection i've ever had and i'm not wasting this ! joe calmly asks his friend ..do you want me to tag along ? hell no! says jim , what on earth for ? joe reply's , well its me your holding onto .
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