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Toothless termite walks into a bar. "Is the bar-tender here?"

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geoffb2005 @ 25/02/2009 13:39  


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Karey @ 25/02/2009 13:40  

Lunchtime over Geoff

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Deleted Member @ 25/02/2009 14:47  

I don't get it

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Deleted Member @ 25/02/2009 17:56  

LC - i'm with you

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Matt @ 25/02/2009 20:48  

well, termites eat wood and ....oh i cant be arsed

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darkcarnival @ 25/02/2009 20:52  


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Matt @ 25/02/2009 20:56  

for being cheeky i've changed your default picture back too!!!

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Matt @ 25/02/2009 20:57  

B******! you could have picked a more flattering one! At least i wont scare you in the morning now

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darkcarnival @ 25/02/2009 21:08  

I still don't get it

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Deleted Member @ 25/02/2009 22:50  

DC - you scare me during the day, neverming in the morning LC - with you still. EH????

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Matt @ 26/02/2009 12:20  

Termites eat wood ... the pub bar is made of wood ... this termite has no teeth so can't chew anything hard ... so he's asking if the bar is tender, as in soft; "Is the bar-tender here?" Jeez it's hard sometimes.

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geoffb2005 @ 26/02/2009 14:53  

also 'bartender' as in barperson/barmaid/barman etc Geoff..i have a feelin the confusion was not whether the bar was tender, but if the bartender... was there..i think.. ?!? .. maybe ??!? "

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Karey @ 26/02/2009 14:58  

Oh now I see!! Thanks Geoff, I'm not normally slow on the uptake, but that one had me going good and proper!!!

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Deleted Member @ 26/02/2009 16:26  

Aaaaaah. Jeees lol.

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Matt @ 28/02/2009 12:08  

Oh dear LC ,it's gonna be a long weekend isn't it

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Deleted Member @ 28/02/2009 15:59  

how's your wkd so far?

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tangoman60 @ 28/02/2009 18:12  

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