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An atheist in the woods

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An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!' Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon them, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'? The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'? 'Very Well,' said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: 'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

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Karey @ 17/02/2009 08:52  

Oh My God! - You've gone too far this time, I can't bear it any longer, barely a joke at all! PS - wasn't there a bear called Barney?

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Deleted Member @ 17/02/2009 09:59  

Barnaby the Bear "I'm Barnaby the Bear I am, Barnaby the Bear!"

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geoffb2005 @ 17/02/2009 11:29  

The one I was thinking of was a cartoon character by Tom & Jerry's creator Fred Quimby, called Barney Bear.

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Deleted Member @ 17/02/2009 11:43  

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