Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?<o:p></o:p>
Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?<o:p></o:p>
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?<o:p></o:p>
How do a fool and his money GET together?<o:p></o:p>
Why does <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Hawaii</st1:place></st1:State> have interstate highways?<o:p></o:p>
How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?<o:p></o:p>
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?<o:p></o:p>
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?<o:p></o:p>
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?<o:p></o:p>
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?<o:p></o:p>
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?<o:p></o:p>
What was the best thing before sliced bread?<o:p></o:p>
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?<o:p></o:p>
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?<o:p></o:p>
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?<o:p></o:p>
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?<o:p></o:p>
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?<o:p></o:p>
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?<o:p></o:p>
Did <st1:State w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Washington</st1:place></st1:State> flash a quarter when asked for ID?<o:p></o:p>
How come there aren't B batteries?<o:p></o:p>
If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?<o:p></o:p>
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?<o:p></o:p>
Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?<o:p></o:p>
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?<o:p></o:p>
How is it possible to have a civil war?<o:p></o:p>
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?<o:p></o:p>
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?<o:p></o:p>
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?<o:p></o:p>
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?<o:p></o:p>
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?<o:p></o:p>
Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?<o:p></o:p>
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?<o:p></o:p>
How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?<o:p></o:p>
How do you throw away a garbage can?<o:p></o:p>
How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?<o:p></o:p>
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?<o:p></o:p>
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?<o:p></o:p>
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?<o:p></o:p>
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?<o:p></o:p>
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?<o:p></o:p>
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?<o:p></o:p>
Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?<o:p></o:p>
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?<o:p></o:p>
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?<o:p></o:p>
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?<o:p></o:p>
Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?<o:p></o:p>
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?<o:p></o:p>
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?<o:p></o:p>
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
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