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Fireman Sam.....

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and said to his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.' 'From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night.' The next night he came home from work and yelled ' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled 'BELL 2!' the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled 'BELL 3!' they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled out 'BELL4!' 'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband? 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied 'YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

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Karey @ 28/11/2008 09:35  

Scary's met her match!!!

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tangoman60 @ 28/11/2008 09:53  

Can't u just tell it's Friday....

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Deleted Member @ 28/11/2008 11:43  

hehehe.....wind down Friday...can't beat it... Well ive got a busy weekend ahead...need all my energy...startin tonight.. out on the lash!!! wooooooooooo hooooooooo ...

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Karey @ 28/11/2008 12:01  

*images of Kaz terrorising the youth of Barnsley with her whip* ker....tash, ker.....tash!

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Deleted Member @ 28/11/2008 12:11  

...nah that was last Friday... this week its Lincoln!!! Ker....tash, ker......tash... hehehehehehehe *At lease one BM member I know has already been warned and has taken it upon himself to leave the area for the weekend..lol*

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Karey @ 28/11/2008 12:28  

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