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Tough love?

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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Most people think it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.' One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, iPod, etc. Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique. Sincerely,Your Friend http://tinyurl.com/5ehjjj

Wannabe @ 03/11/2008 13:58

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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tangoman60 @ 03/11/2008 17:08

Deleted Member
In: NA
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Not surprising he's upset, wiv that haircut!

Deleted Member @ 03/11/2008 18:34

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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That thought crossed my mind too XK!

Wannabe @ 05/11/2008 09:45

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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speakin of haircut's on brat's i cant stand little kid's wiv spiky gelled hair jus wanna shoot em!!mind yu i cant talk it was brylcreem my yoof!!but not as young as these little s.d's

tangoman60 @ 05/11/2008 10:10

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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An old college tutor of mine maintained that hair gel was developed after US soldiers returning from Vietnam, unable to get hold of brylcreem, started improvising by using napalm gel on their hair.... Sounds like a bit of an urban myth to me, but I guess it could have an element of truth to it? You wouldn't want to light a cigarette though...

Wannabe @ 05/11/2008 10:21

vinnie
In: Harrogate
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Napalm Gel on your head.

Man! thats really gonna blow your mind.

vinnie @ 05/11/2008 11:58

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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As Basil would say: "Boom boom!" *slopes off to fetch coat*

Wannabe @ 05/11/2008 12:55

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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i ate kid's!

tangoman60 @ 05/11/2008 14:03

vinnie
In: Harrogate
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I should think so an' all.

Hang your head in shame.

vinnie @ 05/11/2008 14:04

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Shame? Oh you don't know the half of if Vinnie - I've emailed the mods, begging them to remove my post and I'm just preparing the birch for a spot of self-flagellation. I shall never live it down! *adjusts cilice for ultimate effectiveness*

Wannabe @ 05/11/2008 14:11

vinnie
In: Harrogate
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Never been flagellated myself, can you get it on the National Health or do you have to go private?

vinnie @ 05/11/2008 15:22

Karey
In: Barnsley
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TM says......i ate kid's! .... I love kids....but cuddent eat a full one !

Karey @ 05/11/2008 15:37

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Pretty sure it's private only... I save my pennies and take the DIY option Vinnie ;o)

Wannabe @ 05/11/2008 15:57

vinnie
In: Harrogate
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Pennies are a bit tight at the moment as well so it would definitely have to be DIY, do you know of any evening classes or better still are there any instructional videos you can buy?

vinnie @ 05/11/2008 16:10

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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*chortles*

*and absolutely point blank refuses to google*

I gotta preserve what's left of my fragile little mind!

Wannabe @ 05/11/2008 19:19

vinnie
In: Harrogate
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And other things I want to know...

Is there any specialised equipment involved, where can you purchase it from, how much does it cost, and is it a suitable subject to bring up in conversation at a church sociable?

I really don't mean to aggrevate you on this matter but you seem to me to be an expert in these matters.

vinnie @ 05/11/2008 20:14

tangoman60
In: Weymouth
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go back a bit, did e say save is penis an go diy?

tangoman60 @ 05/11/2008 21:02

Oggy
In: Ely. Cambs
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No was pennies TM but I did have to go back & check.

Oggy @ 06/11/2008 06:25

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Besides, I don't have one to save TM.

At least, not last time I had cause to check.

*ahem*

Wannabe @ 06/11/2008 06:35

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