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An American fighter pilot was flying his F16 aircraft over Afghanistan, whenhe noticed a flying carpet on his left hand side, manned by a man with a machine gun. He looked to his right and saw another carpet alongside, also manned by a man with a machine gun. He thought ' I've got to get out of this', so he accelerated flat out and put his plane into a high speed loop and came up behind both carpets, which he shot down. On arriving back at his Aircraft Carrier, he was told to report to the captain immediately. 'You idiot !' said the captain. 'We saw what you did on radar and now we're in a load of trouble'. 'What do you mean?' said the pilot, 'I shot both carpets down!' 'I know that!' said the captain, 'but they were Allied Carpets!

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Karey @ 13/10/2008 13:10  

DOH!!!!!! Kaz you're dead for that one!!!

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Holmfirthgirl @ 13/10/2008 13:20  

hehehe.... soz..

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Karey @ 13/10/2008 13:24  

Fookin elll lollol

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Hull750Rider @ 13/10/2008 15:23  

i want my 153 seconds of life back!

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Matt @ 13/10/2008 15:40  

Did I say Barny? Barmy more like

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Deleted Member @ 13/10/2008 16:08  

oi... i resemble that .. u lot !!

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Karey @ 13/10/2008 16:27  

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