In a world of coincidences, minutes after HR posted this I was talking to a friend about festivals.
Out of the blue, he said the first festival he went to he pitched his tent under a tree and how big a mistake it was.
I was just about to be smug and talk about the lightning strikes and he said "the whole male population of Scotland must have p*ssed against it all through the night...."
reminds me sleeping on the beach[worse for wear] under the upside of a beached fishing boat in greece people from the bar nearby were coming around where i was as it was away from the lights so they couldnt see me[or maybe they knew it was me!!]an of course relievin emselves on or near me!! i woke an realised what was happenin aaargh!! an jus went straight into the sea good jobby no no2's