A man asks his barber 'how do you treat baldness?'
The barber replies 'best thing is female love juices!'
'But you're balder than me!' says the man.
'True' says the barber 'but you've got to admit i have one hell of a moustache!!!!'
Man walks into the Barber's and asks "Do you trim pubic hair ?"
The Barber replies "Certainly Sir, if you'd care to drop your trousers"
"That won't be necessary", answers the man " can you just get that one between my front teeth ?"
Man sat in the dentist's chair when the dentist asks "Did you have oral sex last night, Sir ?"
Man answers "No - Why, do have a pubic hair stuck in my teeth ?"
To which the dentist replies "No Sir, you have shit on the end of your nose"