A newly-wed couple were checking into their hotel.The groom went to the desk and said he wanted the very best room, because he and his wife were on their honeymoon.The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal.No, said the man, I don't believe I'll need it. I'll just grab hold of her ear's and hold on until she get's used to it.
This seems like a suitable thread to add this one:
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don't even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling!
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