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Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenged 1 .SCHIZOPHRENIA --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2 . AMNESIA --- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For Christmas! 3 . NARCISSIST --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing --- All About Me. 4 .MANIC --- Deck The Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Store And Office And Town And ...(tharr be more)Cars And Busses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants,And ... 5 . MULTIPLE PERSONALITY Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are. 6 . PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me. 7 . BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER --- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire. 8 . FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER --- You Better Watch Out! I'm Going To Cry; I'm Going To Pout -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why. 9 . OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER --- Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, --- 10 .AGORAPHOBIA --- I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House. 11 .SENILE DEMENTIA --- Walking In A Winter Wonderland --Miles From My House In My Slippers And Robe. 12 . OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER --- I Saw My Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - So I Burned Down The House. 13 . SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER --- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenged
1. SCHIZOPHRENIA --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. AMNESIA --- I Don't Know If I'll Be Home For Christmas!
3. NARCISSIST --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing --- All About Me.
4. MANIC --- Deck The Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Store And Office And Town And ...(tharr be more)Cars And Busses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants,And ...
5. MULTIPLE PERSONALITY Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
6. PARANOID --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.
7. BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER --- Thoughts Of Roasting On an Open Fire.
8. FULL PERSONALITY DISORDER --- You Better Watch Out! I'm Going To Cry; I'm Going To Pout -- Maybe I'll Tell You Why.
9. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER --- Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, ---
10. AGORAPHOBIA --- I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day, But Wouldn't Leave My House.
11. SENILE DEMENTIA --- Walking In A Winter Wonderland --Miles From My House In My Slippers And Robe.
12. OPPOSITIONAL DEFIANCE DISORDER --- I Saw My Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - So I Burned Down The House.
13. SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER --- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
(soz Mic I had to alter it so I could read it)
It's very funny
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