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Well it's easier to get to sleep with the light on.

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Deleted Member @ 03/04/2012 21:02  

A bit late with this one yes. when I need sleep nothing stops me ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz how good are your eyes?

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davidneale @ 03/04/2012 21:04  

well I thought they were good til l tried to read your question

If someone you knew wanted a kidney transplant would you donate one of yours ?


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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 01:14  

yes, as long as it is any use to them after I have finished with it Talking of kidneys:- Steak and kidney pie or pudding?

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davidneale @ 04/04/2012 06:58  

both but not all at the same time

if you were riding along on your bike and a driver cut in front of you and stopped and started having a go at you what would you do ?

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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 08:33  

I find the best way is not to rise to those situations, stay calm and ignore them as they rant on. It's the best way to return the humiliation. Do you think road rage is acceptable?

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davidneale @ 04/04/2012 08:58  

"No" I would smack with the crash hat then ask questions later
Road rage is another form of bullying and should have a jail sentence

do you think rules of the road are a help to biker's or a hinderence ?


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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 09:48  

Depends on which rules. For instance bikers in London have the use of Red Route bus lanes, thats a big help. Although it may not be permanent What new rule for the road would you submit to help bikers?

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davidneale @ 04/04/2012 11:28  

the use of a single lane for bikes only, they do it for push bikes

how often do you exceed the speed limit ?

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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 14:15  

Not very often - just got a clean licence back and would like to keep it that way



Do you like bling on a bike?

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Riggy66 @ 04/04/2012 14:55  

Depends on your definition of "bling" not into the tassles n leather add ons but have a few functional "extras" on mine (spotlights crash bars backrests)

chromed/shiny painted or matt??

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Stroggyman @ 04/04/2012 16:38  

chromed/shiny painted Do you prefer twin or solo seat?

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davidneale @ 04/04/2012 17:46  

twin seeing lm a pilly

trike or bike ?

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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 17:49  


horses for courses bike whilst i can... trike if i couldnt...
is your fridge full or empty?!

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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 22:56  

yes full of crap,I need to go shopping Freezer at the top or at the bottom?

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davidneale @ 04/04/2012 23:33  

depends if sitting on cold step or doing handstand on it ive got one them tall fridges with a big bottom freezer bit - half and half kinda jobbie .... like to freeze stuff after cooking as always make enough for more than one ! ale or lager?

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Deleted Member @ 04/04/2012 23:36  

ale. larger is too gasy for me. However when I was in Amsterdam the Heinekin was beautiful, doesn't tast the same here. long or short drink?

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davidneale @ 04/04/2012 23:44  

long mostly Will normal service be resumed within the week?

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Deleted Member @ 05/04/2012 00:50  

I doubt it. I thought I new what normal is or was, but this has been confused by a number of abnormalities and I no longer know what normal is. Is that normal?

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davidneale @ 05/04/2012 08:58  

sounds ok to me, "l think" but what is normal these days ?

if needs must what public transport do you use ?


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Deleted Member @ 05/04/2012 13:41  

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