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What made you smile today?

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Littlefecker
In: Sheffield
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On of the GP's at my doctor's surgery is called Dr Faike pronounced Fake

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Littlefecker @ 24/01/2012 14:34  

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In: York
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Had a number of variations to my surname......Clempit, Clampit, Crumpit (like that one !!), but my favourite was one I overheard from a pupil who I'd just had cause to bollock...Mrs Crapit

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Alice2 @ 24/01/2012 14:52  

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In: ashford
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Someone being so understanding and sharing a point of view...makes life lush. Hearing someones voice after a busy day....even lusher

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rossoandy21 @ 24/01/2012 18:05  

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I work for a guy called Jay Bates. I often wonder if he was every referred to as Master.

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davidneale @ 24/01/2012 18:13  

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I used to be part of a trio of nurses who worked together....our names were Head, Hand and Boddy !!!

......Oh, and when I was at school, my science teacher was a Mr Foot!

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mgsxr1000d
In: doncaster
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A joke . I was down the gym this morning , when i noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to put a finger in . Anyway , she's now made a formal complaint and i have been barred for life . Dooooh

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mgsxr1000d @ 24/01/2012 18:29  

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JP
In: Birmingham
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My son has got a job

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JP @ 24/01/2012 18:39  

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Alice2
In: York
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That's good news jp :>> does that mean it's his round next ??!!




@mgsxr...nice one,hun :>> (lots more to giggle at on the Jokes thread :>)


@ purplebetty.....reckon you'll be getting a name change to emoticonbetty soon :>> (Just jealous lol )

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Alice2 @ 24/01/2012 20:44  

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Emoticonbetty - love it!!!!

Quick, best tell everyone!!!

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Deleted Member @ 24/01/2012 21:22  

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Waking up and not hurting as much as I did yesterday, which was the 1st morning after my fitness boot camp session ... Wonder how I will feel Friday morning after session number 2 lol

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Deleted User @ 25/01/2012 04:43  

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In: Birmingham
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Alice he has to pay all the rent and shopping for the next 3 months as his gf has kept him since he lost his job

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JP @ 25/01/2012 06:01  

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rossoandy21
In: ashford
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well done JPs son....not easy finding ANY work at moment..

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rossoandy21 @ 25/01/2012 09:08  

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Sandi
In: Hudds, W Yorks
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Congratulations! JP's son, hope you enjoy the job

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Sandi @ 25/01/2012 09:58  

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mizzi
In: Colne
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Many congrats jp's son! My daughter has applied for over 1000 jobs and had 2 interviews in the last 2 years! Its not for want of trying or for want of a job....problem is she's no experience and health problems which make her almost unemployable lol!

She'd make a fantastic games tester tho.... There's 2 things she excells at-ps3 and is an exceptional but unqualified artist! Anyone want a very pretty but tad lardy 21.5 yr old game playing anime artist that doesnt want kids til she's married? LOL

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mizzi @ 25/01/2012 14:45  

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Littlefecker
In: Sheffield
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Mizzi swap ya for the hyperactive, selectively deaf, headstrong, stubborn, feisty but amazingly affectionate n loveable MonkeyBoy

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Littlefecker @ 25/01/2012 15:05  

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JP
In: Birmingham
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Thanks all he just needes to keep it now as for smiles today none

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JP @ 25/01/2012 17:37  

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rossoandy21
In: ashford
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aww JP...there always something to smile about..... I've had a busy day. Phaw..doesnt catshit stink tho....trod in some tday and then managed to get it on me hand too....sodden rottin leaves stink too... yee I had a wonderful day

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rossoandy21 @ 25/01/2012 20:32  

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In: ashford
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aww JP...there always something to smile about..... I've had a busy day. Phaw..doesnt catshit stink tho....trod in some tday and then managed to get it on me hand too....sodden rottin leaves stink too... yee I had a wonderful day

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rossoandy21 @ 25/01/2012 20:32  

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bandit lover
In: Birmingham
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I truely have a 'Cheshire Cat' grin and have had for several days now. Life is good......due to family and friends, life if flippin' marvelous.

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bandit lover @ 25/01/2012 21:15  

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In: ashford
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Fleetwood Macs Dnt Stop blasting away ere... luvvin it!!!!!

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rossoandy21 @ 25/01/2012 21:27  

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