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Ask the next person....

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Fitchy
In: Yeovil
Posts: 299
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Yes my ex misses always told me what I was thinking lol or was that what to think lol...

Is PMT real or just an excuse to give men hell?

Fitchy @ 11/03/2012 22:58

Littlefecker
In: Sheffield
Posts: 1790
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we dont need an excuse

is it really that difficult for men to aim n pee at the same time?

Littlefecker @ 11/03/2012 23:38

justjerry
In: The Lizard
Posts: 2505
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Nobody told you we're no good at multi-tasking?

Do blondes have more fun?

justjerry @ 11/03/2012 23:47

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Yes, as we are not known for multi tasking. Is there any reckomendations for improvement

davidneale @ 11/03/2012 23:48

wenders
In: Never Never Land
Posts: 1217
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Improvement for what David??? Hmmmmmmmmm mind boggles!!! Recomendations for improvements for men aiming their pee better.....Get a woman to aim it for you, we never miss hehehehehehehe

Do blondes have more fun??? Naaaaaaa we are just abused more cos people think we are thick so, theoretically we get more attention hence why people think we have more fun cos of all the attention we receive lol

Do you think that men and women should have the same rights/treatments and successes??? We are still treated as the weaker sex even in 2012

wenders @ 12/03/2012 02:14

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Yes equal for everything! Do you like Monday mornings?

davidneale @ 12/03/2012 06:44

Riggy66
In: Huddersfield
Posts: 447
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Of course not! But it would be the same if they changed the day, wouldn't it

As for aiming pee - sit down! Simplz. (And also saves the millennia-long argument over the toilet seat.)

Straight-line speed or really twisty bends?

Riggy66 @ 12/03/2012 11:51

kaycat
In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6337
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speed everytime
hot or cold drinks

kaycat @ 12/03/2012 13:39

Meliejayne76
In: Peterborough
Posts: 362
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cold drinks Why does the concept bikes look like dinky toys?

Meliejayne76 @ 12/03/2012 14:04

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Because they are big boys/girls toys! Hard or soft tail

davidneale @ 12/03/2012 15:48

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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For those wanting to live on a narrowboat, see the Pirates weekend 4-7 May. And I haven't got a tail! Guinness or Caffreys?

Deleted Member @ 12/03/2012 18:44

BOBKAT
In: Burns Country
Posts: 1781
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Guiness but only from the the Guiness factory, never tasted any as good since then. Trainers or Boots?

BOBKAT @ 12/03/2012 18:55

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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boots for me identical socks or just grab two !!

Deleted Member @ 12/03/2012 19:47

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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Identical, unless in a hurry and can't find a pair. Do you iron your underwear?

davidneale @ 12/03/2012 19:50

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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i dont iron anything!! unless some posh frock or something... devils work ironing is.... how often do you dust and polish or hoover your home?

Deleted Member @ 12/03/2012 19:54

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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not often enough! Do you regularly service your bike?

davidneale @ 12/03/2012 20:03

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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dont have one so the answer would be no

do you wash your bike and polish it after every ride ?

Deleted Member @ 12/03/2012 21:11

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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No, only when it needs cleaning. But I do dry it off when it has got wet. Plus a squirt of WD40 here and there. When is your next ride out?

davidneale @ 12/03/2012 22:19

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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not got one planned only a pilly

where is you favorite place to ride ?

Deleted Member @ 13/03/2012 03:01

kaycat
In: radcliffe Manche
Posts: 6337
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out side

apple or banana

kaycat @ 13/03/2012 09:31

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