Grrrrr trish!!! I love theory of a deadman!!! Very jealous.com!!
I'm still grinning like a goober tho-just when u think u cant get any happier u do lol
Must be all those hugs and tlc-just hope u cant od on hugs squishes and happiness or my days are numbered but what a way to go :-)
Just hope i dont get too much grief off everyone at work tomorrow for requesting bonkers on hospital radio pmsl....the swine also mentioned me by name but also said i'm bonkers but not to change coz everyone loves me the way i am....oh dear LOL
Had an amazing weekend with friends and the delightfully delish Mr Pots in Bournemouth, seemed to have left the mischievious streak in Sheffield tho, that or the sea air affected me
Ye i know shld be on jokes page but..
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or> boyfriend along shopping.> This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in> Oxford> > Dear Mrs. Murray,> > While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco> Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering> banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your> husband stops his antics.> Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by> our surveillance cameras:> > 1. June 15 : Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in> people's trolleys when they weren't looking.> 2. July 2 : Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at> 5-minute intervals.> 3. July 7 : Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to> feminine products aisle.> 4. July 19 : Walked up to an employee and told her in an official> tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and watched what happened.> 5. August 14 : Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.> > 6. September 15 : Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department> and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages> and a Calor gas stove.> 7. September 23 : When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help> him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me> alone?'> 8. October 4 : Looked right into the security camera; used it as a> mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.> 9. November 10 : While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the> Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the> antidepressants were.> 10. December 3 : Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming> the Mission Impossible' theme.> 11. December 6 : In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the 'Madonna> look' using different size funnels.> 12.. December 18 : Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed,> yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'> 13. December 21 : When an announcement came over the loud speaker,> assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices> again.' And; last, but not least:> 14. December 23 : Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a> while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper
2 sleeps till I leave and travel down with Starstaff to the xmas party in Solihull. Giddy at the thought of catching up with friends already made and meeting new people .
Happy day
A fab night last night at the AlterBridge concert, cheers to Squashy and Trish for excellent company (and extra ta to Squashy for his New York New York impression lol)
Totally agree with you Jackie......it's a 'Wonderful Life'
What has made me smile today Ordering tickets to see the bestest band to have ever ever ever come out of Scotland (R.I.P. Stuart)
Sharky and Spesh, go on you know you want to
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