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'John Smith' (who had a very broad Indian accent) & had phoned to tell me that the 'world wide server' had spotted lots of problems with my PC & that he needed me to 'sit in front of my computer and ...... etc etc etc




I kept him on the phone with 'not being able to find things' he was asking me to, for 35 mins ... before my giggle muscle won out & through a fit of giggles I asked 'would this not work better if my PC was switched ON ??' he said something I could not understand & hung up




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Deleted User @ 25/10/2011 16:23  

roflmao @Shell... good on you lady xx

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2011 16:30  

Cheers Star ... we get them all the time & today was a mare in work ... so I was ready for them when they called lol

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Deleted User @ 25/10/2011 16:52  

No one rings me, not even the cowboys n indians...

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2011 18:26  

Well been a bit of a mixed day but looks like my middle monster is coming home to live with me again-his dad's split with yet another new bird and has finally realised he's a bad role model for him and that I can offer him security and a home... Knobhead could have realised it a few years ago but we're all happy about it including my eldest which shocked and stunned me!! Think it's more to do with him being sick of different birds waltzing in and out and the 'very Jeremy kyles' that his dad hangs about with... Sad thing is its going to be a bit of an upheaval for him because I live an hour away from his school, grandparents (grandma is quite poorly) and he's going to have to stay at the same school as he has his gcse's next summer... Poor lad though-talk about the ultimate rejection! At least I won't be worrying about him all the time though but oo er-not actually had him here for more than a week at a time and he towers over me!! Help-need bunkbeds and an expanding bedroom please lol

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mizzi @ 25/10/2011 18:35  

The survival of baby Azra and her devoted mother.

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bandit lover @ 25/10/2011 18:36  

Being signed off for a week with viral laryingitus and been told not to talk for 4 days, my frickin fone hasnt stopped ringing, i texted my sister to ask her to let my mum know, guess what, yep she rang lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/10/2011 18:40  

Not surprised - wot a gob!

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2011 18:44  

Ken, you have our permission to slap him..............hard!!!!

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bandit lover @ 25/10/2011 19:16  


Tickets will be on sale from monday

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JP @ 25/10/2011 19:21  


JP Its too frequent an event to bother to go to, its lost its appeal, and XK is getting so thick skinned he wont feel it anyway.
Think i'll stop at home for this one and save money.

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Timeout @ 25/10/2011 20:02  

there will be a raffle on ticket numbers the winner gets to use the Big stick

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JP @ 25/10/2011 20:05  

What has made me smile today/tonight: Resumed communication with someone with someone I thought would never happen

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bandit lover @ 25/10/2011 20:37  

You bin at the Ouija board agin?

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2011 20:56  

Trish's news has made me smile too, nice one xxxxx

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Nutkin68 @ 25/10/2011 21:06  

XK, I have real friends in the real world...3...2..1 you are back in the room

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bandit lover @ 25/10/2011 21:06  



you're on form tonight, Trish..

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Junction47 @ 25/10/2011 21:28  

Thank you J47, I am also guarenteed a Governement Health Warning and a restraining order on XK, so I think am safe

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bandit lover @ 25/10/2011 21:41  

Just when u least expect it....

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Deleted Member @ 25/10/2011 21:51  

A blind man on avery fast horse would have seen that one coming IMO

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bandit lover @ 25/10/2011 21:54  

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