Oooooo Graham are u offering? Pmsl!! And yes I AM a size 6 not 16-but then I'd have a cracking good arse and boobs to match... Unfortunately I have neither looks, nor arse, nor boobs but do happen to Make the odd rake or 2 jealous! Only thing I can pull is rather sweet gay blokes who need an English mum... But bless I think leandro is Rather bloody lovely :-) and have a promise of a rather fabulous holiday in buenos aries sorted for next year LOL
Well thank God it's what's inside that counts... if I was judged on the size of my hips and ass the world would be Rockchickieless and I'd veg away in granny boots and a dirty cardigan!
made the mistake of airing it on the line dawn, then realised i have nowhere big enough to lay it flat to smallify it!! so stuffed in the bag (kinda) mandy stylee!!!! xx
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Good news there Jools, you need to get away from that sort of crap as soon as poss.
Mandy -- "Smallify"?.......Smallify?? Is that a word?
I suppose you have to get it out of the bag to "Re-embiggen" it as well.