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As high as you want them Suzie 😎 👢🫣😂😂😂
Stick gloves in my lid otherwise lose them 🤔😔

Keep lid on mirrors or on table when having a cake, cuppa and catch up?

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Welshy @ 20/01/2026 18:46  

😝

always keep lid with me.... got a photo somewhere of a table at Matlock looks like a lid statue!! coz we all put our lids on there.... also kept head dry a few times when watching racing 😝 ....head rest when chilling on the grass..... ooooh the uses...😂

filter or no filter?

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Reb3lBoater @ 20/01/2026 19:01  

Diesel, petrol,oil then yes

Mustard or ketchup on hotdogs

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Bobnoo @ 20/01/2026 19:09  

mustard and a smidge of ketchup too 🌭😋

did you ever try the hedgehog flavour crisps (yesteryear...)? or steer clear 😂

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Reb3lBoater @ 20/01/2026 19:41  

Steer clear 😳🤮

What is your favourite make of bike?

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Welshy @ 20/01/2026 19:56  

Well that would be a harley

Do you buy into the marketing hype of a bike manufacturer

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Bobnoo @ 20/01/2026 20:29  

I try not to get brainwashed into anything these days.... 🙈🙉😂 not always easy as they clever feckers!

do you go to a regular bike meet or vary it a bit

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Reb3lBoater @ 20/01/2026 21:05  

Saturday morning at Tesco's couple of road bikes me on the mountain bike
some hippy bikers with baskets on the bars

What's your favourite. song

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Bobnoo @ 20/01/2026 21:51  

🤣😂

fave song is probably Stargazer by Rainbow......coz it's just amazing!! but I also love moonchild by Rory Gallagher 😁 and others 🤭😂

if you was a 70s cop which one would ya be?

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Reb3lBoater @ 21/01/2026 18:23  

For no reason
Frank Cannon........not a cop but cool guy

Go for a walk in the rain or stay in

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Bobnoo @ 21/01/2026 18:42  

walk in rain, so long as not torrential 🤔 though the dogs sometimes need pursuading 😂

enjoy a bit of diy or pay someone else?

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Reb3lBoater @ 21/01/2026 20:05  

🤔 more like glad that's over

Second hand book stalls walk past or delve in

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Bobnoo @ 21/01/2026 21:35  

delve in for sure! and if it looks like something from medieval days even better 😝

try new foods or stick to what you know only

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Reb3lBoater @ 22/01/2026 17:59  

If it smells good 👍 I will try it

Do you check weather forecast or look out the window

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Bobnoo @ 23/01/2026 18:52  

Yes🤣🤣🤣

Proper hi fi or some new fangled artificial listening device to reproduce your favourite tunes?

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Strom67 @ 23/01/2026 20:05  

Totally reliant YouTube

Buy a pizza or buy a base and diy

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Bobnoo @ 23/01/2026 20:10  

Buy a pizza but feel confident to make additions...extra cheese and peppers 🌶 😋

Hi viz biker gear or old school blackout so the tin top muppets can't see you???

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Strom67 @ 23/01/2026 20:23  

Tended to be cammo for the most part

Ever been on a run and thought your shadow looks really cool 😎

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Bobnoo @ 23/01/2026 22:37  

Curiously no 🤔

When you go to a new biker meeting place do you studiously hold your mug of tea at the sidelines or start talking to the first group/person you notice?

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Strom67 @ 24/01/2026 07:11  

Start talking to anyone and everyone as I’m a chatter box and love to hear people’s stories 🤓🏍️👌

What was your first bike experience?

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Welshy @ 24/01/2026 10:21  

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