I smiled at the idiotic teenagers on there scooter wearing just shorts and t shirts and riding like complete morons... I dont think they liked me asking where their protection was.. One did say "in his pocket' cheeky bugger...
Well it didn't at the time but was soon able to laugh about it.
Sat having a drink somewhere in Snowdonia with my trousers undone and Geoff shouts..."something's just flown down your trousers - might have been a wasp or a bee!! So I'm there, slightly panicking, peering down my pants thinking...what do I do! A very nice lady said the toilet was just round the corner so I waddled off with my pants halfway round my backside. Managed to get one boot off and leg out and when I unzipped my other leg a big beetle fell out!
I never felt it make it's way down though which is just as well as I think the trousers would have just had to come off there and then if I'd felt it!
Am keeping my trews firmly fastened now at all times!
HRC, get yourself down there! We'll go the long way down lol, no motorways and lotsa getting lost and plenty practice for you, by the time we get back you'll be ready for your test!