Yesterday had a grand day out, getting up close and personal with a Dalek as well as George & Zippy at the Film & TV museum in Bradford, followed by fish & chips in Harry Ramsden's
Today had a lovely evening out with my chum, Pizza Express tea and seeing my favourite comedian Daniel Kitson
my eldest daughter,, is a totall headcase,, we were in iceland opposite the army barracks, when 2 very handsome squaddies came in,, my daughter in her best little brittain voice shouted >> my mam fancys you!! and walked off leaving me to stick my head in amongst the frozen chips!!,,,, my daughter is 25!
Pmsl good on her I say boody!! I've had 2 things make me grin from ear to ear...the fake smile in the hairdressers after she'd finished when I was thinking fek that's bloomin short... And realising I'm a bloody good cook on the sly...perfect fillet steaks with fried onion and potato fritters with a garlic mushroom sauce... Nom nom nom lol
Once asked a bird out that was called fruitbat, asked mi m8 why she was called that he said she hung upside down eating apples, anyway i asked her out and she said no cos she thought i was a dick, nuff said.