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What made you smile today?

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What made you smile today?

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Hey you can come and stroke me if you like Shell

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Bikeabill @ 25/08/2010 03:39  

Billiam!!! Behave!!!!

Besides I am not sure I could cope ... Not after the chicken incident ... Lol

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Deleted User @ 25/08/2010 03:42  

i had trouble with an old cockerel at Tanhill [wont use it real name]

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Bikeabill @ 25/08/2010 03:50  

That's ok Bill your allowed to say it .... Everyone knows it's real name was Albert :-)

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Deleted User @ 25/08/2010 07:00  

The real names a cock, but if i'd said i had trouble with a cock people might get the wrong idea

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Bikeabill @ 25/08/2010 10:57  

Bill !!!! you said you were keeping that a secret lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/08/2010 12:57  

I had anti whatsits yesterday .............. but mine was a needle in my arris !!!!!

BJ havin a pr_ck in her ariss

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yamahama @ 25/08/2010 13:00  

Yammy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not funny i had a numb bit for a while so i did

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/08/2010 16:56  

Good god !!! YOU had a numb bum ???

That's gotta have been one he'll of a jab !!!

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Deleted User @ 25/08/2010 22:58  

we shall have to watch were this thread going what with cocks and pricks in bums!!!!!!!!!!! we don't want to get kicked of

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Bikeabill @ 25/08/2010 23:57  

Just spent a couple of hours in the company of a lovely lady. I have just remembered that I forgot to offer her any of her favorite mint choc chip ice cream.....

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bandit lover @ 26/08/2010 00:10  

Knowing I will finish work at 4.30 to head south (well middle) for a wonderfull relaxing weekend with some fantastic friends ... even tho one is a pain lol

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Deleted User @ 26/08/2010 13:02  

Being sat in Ki's house, waiting for him to come home from work. When he does, that's when our weekend starts.....whoop whoop

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bandit lover @ 26/08/2010 20:45  

coming out of asda right opposite where i live and seeing my ex wife flattening her battery trying to start her car ,knowing she saw my wry smile as i walked past and went home - can see thru my window she is still there 40 mins later and im still smiling. priceless

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dunans @ 27/08/2010 17:03  

A lovely bouquet of flowers from my friend Anne Marie

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Deleted Member @ 27/08/2010 20:23  

Duns thats mean, but blooming funny

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drobess @ 27/08/2010 23:51  

thinking about having a great tim at my eldests 30 birthday party meeting up with old and new friends lol its gonna be fun yep the weekend starts here lol (now where did i put my frock)

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earthwind @ 28/08/2010 14:08  

Breathing

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Oggy @ 29/08/2010 06:38  

My 7 month old cocker spaniel dragging his bed all the way upstairs, and pouncing on me in bed with it!!

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Ducatirebel77 @ 29/08/2010 09:47  

I had two of them clamber all over me at three am this morning,wasn't best pleased but the way they ran back to their beds made me smile

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Oggy @ 29/08/2010 10:27  

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