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badger olw otter minx robin o i dont no lots of them lol




but i think it would be the British biker often seen in packs of 2 or 3 very shy but fast come in different colours to .............


girly screem hugs rb xx


do u have a onesie ???

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kaycat @ 13/09/2013 16:16  

Yes but i call it skin






Why is a fish not a fish.

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GL Blue @ 13/09/2013 16:39  

i have no i dear at all stumped so no question from me just pleaze tell me y

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kaycat @ 13/09/2013 19:15  

When it doesnt have an I

Any really bad jokes eg whats green and wears shorts

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rowanblossom @ 13/09/2013 19:22  

Uhm. .. .Kermit Bolt...?

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Deleted Member @ 13/09/2013 22:02  

A boy sprout

Worst date?

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rowanblossom @ 14/09/2013 10:37  

first one, was scared stiff lol


Cyclists, do you think they shud pay some sort of road tax & should they be penilased for not obeying the highway code? (I see them going thru red lights all the time)

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Noddy1 @ 14/09/2013 12:19  

kc i'll let you out of your misery,so called experts reckon there is no such thing as a fish.

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GL Blue @ 14/09/2013 14:42  

Yes to both questions.


Do we have the same amount of hair as apes.

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GL Blue @ 14/09/2013 14:49  

One ex definately had more :-(

How do you keep your feet warm on a cold night

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rowanblossom @ 14/09/2013 17:02  

let the dog lay on them


why is it every time you get greasey hands you need to go to the loo.

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GL Blue @ 14/09/2013 18:27  

It's the LAW GL ( those "make-up" wipes are useful for something ) What's the shortest time you've ever owned a bike ?

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Emzed @ 14/09/2013 18:45  

Hmmm


I did have the log book of the ex husbands bike in my name for about a year or so . . dunno why, I think I was gonna sell it to buy carpets!
That was 12 years ago, and he still has it!


Do all men have greasy hands when they have been to the loo?


Have you ever taken revenge out on anyone in a spectacular way?


A friend of mine threw her cheatin' blokes guitars out of the window, then drove over them . . !
Pure Class!

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Deleted Member @ 14/09/2013 21:18  

No, I never exact revenge I leave it to Karma It's much more satisfying Has taking revenge ever backfired on you (or someone you know) ?

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Emzed @ 14/09/2013 23:33  

Not me, I leave it to karma also. Used to work in a pub and one of the customers wanted to turn everyone against the person who dumped her (after he screwed around.......not that she was innocent, bad as each other) but didnt work out that way, major backfire.

Why are people so angry these days

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rowanblossom @ 14/09/2013 23:45  

One word RB ................. STRESS It comes from living in a "pressure cooker" environment With constant demands on not just your money But increasingly, .... your precious life Other than a stupid amount of money ( large or small ) What single thing would you change if you could .... To make YOUR life more tolerable/comfortable ?

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Emzed @ 14/09/2013 23:54  

A job I like would be nice......

If you could retrain, without money worries, what would you choose

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rowanblossom @ 15/09/2013 00:14  

If I were younger I'd be a lawyer I'd become really good at it & charge shed loads of money For a few "high profile" cases Then spend the rest of my time doing "pro bono" work What would you do ?

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Emzed @ 15/09/2013 00:21  

after 26 years working in the legal field (and MZ I wish there were a few more altruistic lawyers out there. it would make it a nicer place) I would love a change...just don't know what too anymore? I love gardening, so may be a gardener. What's your favourite exercise

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rowanblossom @ 15/09/2013 09:28  

sex


do you exercise ??

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kaycat @ 15/09/2013 09:36  

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