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I dont have a bike but i wouldnt sell my gear for a lover. sell him first! do you think long distance love can work?

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rustychick @ 08/09/2013 10:39  

Rusty, if the "lover" really loves YOU, then the question is redundant No "sane" person would ask a biker to sell their bike "Long distance love" .......... Of course When you have a "bike" miles don't matter (if it's .......... LOVE) How far would you go for LOVE

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Emzed @ 08/09/2013 14:10  

We are all looking for love but dont ever seem to find it , but as they say to the ends of the earth

What is "LOVE" ?????

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Deleted Member @ 08/09/2013 16:07  

A four letter word...

(sorry i got last one wrong)

Can you forgive and forget?

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rustychick @ 08/09/2013 16:46  

I can almost always "forgive" But sometimes it's nigh on impossible to "forget" I've "forgiven" some pretty dire things in my "murky" past After all I've needed "forgiveness" myself too along the way Have you "forgiven" but can't "forget"

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Emzed @ 08/09/2013 17:12  

Yes, but it never works as you always have this nagging doubt in the back of your mind and it never go'es away

Is there such thing as "TRUE lOVE" ???????


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Deleted Member @ 08/09/2013 17:35  

Yup........all wickedly dark and intense, tempting, tantalising, teasing you to give yourself up to it, pure seduction.......chocolate = true love lol

Dark, milk, plain or white

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rowanblossom @ 08/09/2013 18:01  

RB you never give up do you Stick to chocolate It seldom varies & always hits "the spot" I'm in the "DARK" camp What chocolate do you *"prefer" * as opposed to what will you eat when nowt else is available LOL

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Emzed @ 08/09/2013 18:16  

This svelte size 0 figure takes a lot of work ya know lol

I'm in the deliciously dark camp myself.......can't beat green & blacks when I can justify the cost.......Aldi's aint bad either mind

Who gets lost in ikea

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rowanblossom @ 08/09/2013 19:50  

Hahahaha RB, nice choices The Lidl 81% choc is really good too Lost in Ikea I did "once" Never been back since It's all a deliberate ploy to create disorientation So you either : 1:- Stay longer 2:- Ask for help & get "lumbered" with some ******* trying to sell you sumat you don't want 3:- Go to the café ( cos that's NEVER hard to find ) So as I don't really have a burning desire to acquire any Swedish furniture, I no longer patronise the establishment, & we're all happy Is there a store/retail outlet that you wont use again

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Emzed @ 08/09/2013 20:13  

Next...........cant stand the place , or their overpriced "mumsy" clothes... x What do you love best about camping ?

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Deleted Member @ 08/09/2013 21:16  

The thing I love the best about camping is being there Preferably with a camp fire, food & drink & good "like minded" company Is there anything "missing" from your camping trips

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Emzed @ 08/09/2013 21:20  


Definately, someone to keep my bed warm... x
Why does bacon and egg taste much nicer when cooked outside, or is that just me lol ?

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Deleted Member @ 08/09/2013 21:28  

dont no y but it dose ye
do you no y

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kaycat @ 08/09/2013 22:46  

"Bed warmers" are in short supply Jen I do think any "alfresco" meal tastes better actually I too love a cooked breakfast when camping But I have absolutely no clue as to why that should be Why, even when you take extra special care & precautions Do you ALWAYS manage to get sand in the food when you're at the beach ?

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Emzed @ 08/09/2013 23:47  

Ah easy solution to that "Dont eat on the beach "
unless having Sand wiches

Do they have a big ride out or do peeps do there own thing ?

(being my first Kiss rally dont know)

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2013 03:54  

Hahahahaha Both ... bjp

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Emzed @ 09/09/2013 04:07  

Good to know

What are you most looking forward to at the rally ??

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Deleted Member @ 09/09/2013 04:14  

None of it sadly I cant go Have you been before ?

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Emzed @ 09/09/2013 04:43  

Answer above

Not going ???

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