hang on Agincourt in france no wine passing anyones lips then??
Maybe, but a watered down version of what you are used to.
Plus.... The French lost, remember?
Drink after the battle!!
Come and join me in my boat, TM!
We can sit and give a commentary on the battle, while quaffing what ever you desire...(no rules on MY boat!)
Old Red said you and me are like Statler & Waldorf anyway....
they lost through a combination of sticky mud recklessness an a few arrows loosed en masse think i could manage an arrow in the general direction of the enemy after a tot of rum!! we will have to have a vote on this as most bm'ers would like a swig of sommat strong b4 going in to the fray!!aint that right TC? your boat sounds a good idea our leader is a right party pooper!!
I vote TM for ....for... for sumfin to do wiv supplyin the alcohol! ...
Ohh...and while u two are lollin abart in that boat.. keep yr eyes out for stoways comin in.....and get sum fishin done .. we shall needta eat !
(cant drink on any empty stomach)
think i could manage an arrow in the general direction of the enemy
You may, if you wish (and I hope you do, coz it'll be hilarious), see if you can manage a "Faaaahhhhrrrt in zeir general daireck-shun"!!!!
Failing that, go and brew me something that'll blow the socks off the hardiest Russian party animal!!!
Democracy - That's what we're all about, pretty much. You tell me what we need best in this country, silly ideas like the latest Busters offers get filtered out, then they get passed on to the low-paid former-bureaucrats who now slave away to serve this country like they were supposed to.
However, I do have a duty of care and getting rat-arsed before a battle is the last thing you need. If nothing else, the ensuing blood and guts will make you lose your lunch and spoil your nice outfits!!!
OOOoooooo there's nice outfits???
Well, DUH!!!You think I want to wear shirt and tie all the time??OK, I never bother with a tie except for wedding anyway, but still. Freedom of choice!!
have yu seen how many cops it takes to subdue a drunk!!!an i only want one feckin swig!!!
That's coz the cops are trying to arrest the drunk, not just lop his head off!!
No drink before battle.
Any other time, so be it. Get caught drink-driving, the cops are free to kick your nads up into your chest cavity!!
PML what started out as a racist rant (which would have been deleted had I posted it) turned into a party political broadcast on behalf of the (beer) Monster Raving Loonies Party
an frighten the enemy into thinkin he is immortal! Who will swiftly change their mind the instant someone puts an arrow through his head!!
what started out as a racist rant Nothing racist about it. It was about people whose presence in this country was *illegal* in the first place, plus it was a *joke* C&P'd from elsewhere. My own personal views are far more extreme (yet strangely un-prejudiced) and argued using far more florid prose, anyway!!
But back to making the country work. Once all serious wrongs have been righted and people can sensibly deal with the minor ones themselves, I shall be stepping down from this 'leadership'. Kate Winslet will be approached to assume control (she *is* prettier, after all) and I shall bugger off to some private retreat to tinker with bike engines and enjoy a saner world!!
And this is it:-
Next time u go to fill up, put some in a spare jerrycan.
Keep all spares in yr shed.
And before u know it, u will have a shed full of saved petrol!
No thanks necessary.
Whoooa whoa whoa... back up there a little bit!
So your agenda that brought you into leadership was 'copy and pasted' from somebody else???.... and your views are in fact more extreme??
And it is all just an elaborate ruse to get Kate Winslet into power???
I warned you lot, didn't I?? Didn't I???
Saying that, it all sounds more plausibe than the current Government regime..... *shrugs shoulders*
Gordon Brown has announced today that Britain is about to enter into a recession. Just where the f*uck has this total kn*bhead been 4 the past 6 months?
Now,that is what I call leadershit.
how can yu put an arrow in his head if its bin chopped off! well spose his heads on the floor so shoot it there!but that aint stopping his torso from runnin about headless!!! net an trident might do it!! [ffs i need a holiday!]
Um..... how can i save some petrol then?? WALK!!!!!!Worked fine for me over the last 26 odd years!!
So your agenda that brought you into leadership was 'copy and pasted' from somebody else???.... and your views are in fact more extreme?? That was the 'commercially acceptable' version. I had to break it to you gently, y'see. The unedited one involved more nationalist activities and reversion to our more pagan methods. In short - people of all races, religions, creeds and fashion senses are welcome to live here so long as the 'native' peoples have the balls to maintain and assert their own culture like every other country does. If this is not the case, the country will be shut down and the populace re-educated as to their actual culture and how to maintain it.
And it is all just an elaborate ruse to get Kate Winslet into power???Not very elaborate really, is it? I make the neccesary changes. I then sit back to enjoy it and share it with everyone.
Besides, what's wrong with Kate Winslet?I'd have had Neve Campbell but, regardless of how utterly gorgeous she is, she's not English and so is prevented from ruling, I'm afraid. Gordon Brown has announced today that Britain is about to enter into a recession. Just where the f*uck has this total kn*bhead been 4 the past 6 months? Getting hand-jobs, off people whose grubby mitts are wrapped in the money we pay in taxes.... while he still has man-parts. Sources reveal he has read this thread and is having nightmares about Emasculator General Julie....... MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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