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jaw ache apple pie with ......

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kaycat @ 09/02/2013 19:56  

evaporated milk green jelly or red jelly

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Deleted Member @ 09/02/2013 21:36  

red jelly green banana or proper yellow ripe

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Deleted Member @ 09/02/2013 21:40  

proper yellow frost bite or sun burn

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Deleted Member @ 09/02/2013 22:45  

neither!! never had frost bite... bt had sun burn hugs or no hugs

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Deleted Member @ 09/02/2013 23:01  

HUGS sloppy kisses or not

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rowanblossom @ 09/02/2013 23:08  


Depends on how sloppy


Real ale or scrumpy cider

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Deleted Member @ 09/02/2013 23:46  

scrumpy smoked sausage or smoked haddock

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 01:27  

neither....not without gaviscon handy anyway! highlands or lowlands

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rowanblossom @ 10/02/2013 10:28  

highlands tip the waiter or jus pay bill or depends if they really did go out way...

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 16:42  

Only if they've done more than they should ( you should be hooverin suz ) If you were taking someone out for a "Valentine" meal .... What do you do with the bill ? Leave it behind or keep it as a memento ?

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Emzed @ 10/02/2013 16:59  

Depends if they went out of their way.. Cerial for breakfast or a breakfast cerial bar with fruit

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 17:01  

(pmsl emz - ive empied hoover bag so its all ready to go......) i woudlnt keep the bill coz if i liked them that much i would hope i would defo see em again so wouldnt need a momento .... bt i may keep a momento further down line when it meant more .... cerial for sure - never eat them bar things unless desperate srounge one of lasses at work The Beatles or Take That

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 19:27  

Oooo both please Suzi, can i have Gary Barlow please ? Send a Valentines day card to surprise someone or not bother

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 19:30  

you wont find me fightin you for gary barlow jen chick he all yours pmsl send card to suprise someone...... shall we set up a po box on here toilet paper hanging to wall or away from wall??

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 19:35  

away (apparently thats a righthanded person thing)

Cheap or expensive shite roll

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mad munky @ 10/02/2013 19:59  

Yes lets Suzi...Will be hysterical.. Middle range... HP sauce or a different brand

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 20:02  

shop brand... unless the heinz or hp are on special ... bargaaaaayne (well i never knew it was coz im right handed... !!) squeeze ya pears before ya buy or jus buy

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Deleted Member @ 10/02/2013 20:33  

Jen if you are having Gary Barlow, can I have Hugh Jackman??? squeeze gently so not to bruise oranges or tangerines

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rowanblossom @ 10/02/2013 23:44  

satsumas

bananas or cucumbers

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mad munky @ 11/02/2013 08:22  

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