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What made you smile today?

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Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I'm fairly sure I have an iron in this house... no idea where though...

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Wannabe @ 14/04/2009 01:48  

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Emzed
In: Pickering
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An iron, is a device, invented by men, to keep women out of mischief . Ouch !!

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Emzed @ 14/04/2009 02:18  

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In: Dartford
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Extract from Wannabe's Bumper Book of Handy Hints, Chapter 14, "For Those Not Yet Tired Of Life":

7. Do not attempt to repeat what Emzed just said when your wife / sister / mother / auntie / life-partner / friend / girlfriend / friend with "benefits" / neighbour / colleague / passing acquaintance is holding one of these fabled "iron" devices. Under any circumstances. Seriously.

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Wannabe @ 14/04/2009 07:03  

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Sage advice indeed madam I wouldn't have the temerity or audacity to repeat my aforementioned statement in "mixed" company

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Emzed @ 14/04/2009 07:24  

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Oh,Em What are 'We' then? And trust me,I CAN get up to mischief ironing

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Deleted Member @ 14/04/2009 08:46  

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In: Weymouth
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i like ironing!!smoothing out me crumpled shirt's gentle hiss of steam! smell of damp hot cotton!

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tangoman60 @ 14/04/2009 12:40  

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In: Harrogate
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treat yr self to a tin of starch TM that will get olfactory senses a tingling. so when you fancy a real treat are you to be found lurking round the back of the laundrette inhaling deeply with your eyes rolled back, do you break into peoples houses and take loads of dodgy photos of their laundry, or are you one of those washing line guys, have you got your own dark room?

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julie j @ 14/04/2009 12:48  

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In: Leeds
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The man gets worse ....

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geoffb2005 @ 14/04/2009 12:49  

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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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And Julie ain't much better!

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geoffb2005 @ 14/04/2009 12:50  

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julie j
In: Harrogate
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dont like to leave anything unsaid

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julie j @ 14/04/2009 12:55  

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In: Weymouth
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Now theres a surprise Julie

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micksaway @ 14/04/2009 13:33  

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In: sheffield
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after weeks and weeks of sorting paypal grrrr,i think im back lol

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katydevil @ 14/04/2009 13:37  

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In: Weymouth
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Getting my flight details back home Get the dust cover off my bike

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micksaway @ 14/04/2009 13:39  

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In: Dartford
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Welcome back Katydevil!

Missed ya!

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Wannabe @ 14/04/2009 13:50  

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In: Weymouth
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It would appear you have been successful KatyD

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micksaway @ 14/04/2009 14:13  

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Yea, W B Katy, I wondered where you'd gone This made me laugh: julie j's comments to Tango about his fetish for laundry treat yr self to a tin of starch TM that will get olfactory senses a tingling. so when you fancy a real treat are you to be found lurking round the back of the laundrette inhaling deeply with your eyes rolled back, do you break into peoples houses and take loads of dodgy photos of their laundry, or are you one of those washing line guys, have you got your own dark room?

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Sandi @ 14/04/2009 14:24  

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julie j
In: Harrogate
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and he looks so normal..............ish

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julie j @ 14/04/2009 15:14  

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Not just today but I been smiling for a couple of days now. I came back on here after a long break only expecting to find new friends as I have a baby thats nearly 11 months and another baby due next month! I have been honest in my profile with this and I have actually been chatting to a lovely fella on here and we are meeting at the weekend. Thats what has made me SMILE!!!!!!!

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See JJ, normal people do exist Hope it all works out for you b1200g, bless Em

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Emzed @ 14/04/2009 20:22  

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In: Barnsley
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Hey Katy and bandit1200girl welcome back to BM! and congrats on the latest bump!

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Karey @ 14/04/2009 20:28  

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