Ya didnt put it on the farmers roof did ya WB. Once, by the seaside, we threw bread on the roof of our friends caravan. He was woken very early in the morn with loads of seagulls, going tap, tap, tap on the roof, they were tap dancing!
Once, by the seaside, we threw bread on the roof of our friends caravan. He was woken very early in the morn with loads of seagulls, going tap, tap, tap on the roof, they were tap dancing!
ROFLMHO feckin hilarious
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(Kaz, I will when I see him)
It's just too shameful for public consumption ... anyone can read this forum!
You have a PM... and if you ever mention what happened, I will deny all knowledge! Newkid who? Never heard of him! Wassat you say? He's spreading rumours about me?! How very dare he?!
What can I say WB, seeing all those sheep jumping fences, the nightmare starts before you've even started to snooze! Remember, the devil has cloven hoofs too ya know, there related! Redemption, got to be 10 hail mary's and a let me take ya to dinner. Think I'll have the lamb shank!
The mention of a prank with sheep reminded me of something my grandfather did when he was a youth in Dorset at the end of the 19th Century. At that time, it was quite common for farmers to go to market once a week and after transacting their business having too much to drink and sleeping it off in the the back of their trap, cart, etc while the horse took them home. My grandfather and one of his friends intercepted one such farmer and while he was asleep, unhitched the horse, put the shafts of the cart through a five-bar gate and hitched the horse up again on the other side of the gate. I don't know what the farmer's reaction was when he woke up but he must have wondered how the horse was on one side of the gate while he and his cart were on the other. Maybe he took the (temperance) pledge.
Now what you did with the sheep can't have been as bad as that can it?
A friend of a friend of a friend was thrown out of uni for herding a whole flock of sheep into the dining room of a women's hall of residence.
He abandoned the academic life for a subsequent career as a master criminal.
So you watch out there, young Wannabe. An innocent frolic with a little baa-lamb can be the first step on the road to damnation. You have been warned
my cat's fn useless!now the suns shinin i have the front door open onto the garden so the sun shines in it's lovely! but every cat in the niebourhood is comin in and having a nose around! mine jus sits there an lets em in!!i woke from a nap once and had a strange black cat[mines torteshell] snoozin nxt to me! also a young newbie on the scene sneak's into my car when i get in, i got halfway round the block once when i heard meowin!! if i aint careful it ends up with me goin to town or somewhere else!!will have to check my pannier's case one get's in them!
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