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What made you smile today?

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What made you smile today?

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Newkid
In: Watford
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And ya get a library, gym, access to further education, video and TV in your room, no worries about bills, mortgages, job losses, etc. Just cant think why criminals would want to go back there, can you? . I would like to point out that this is just what I've been told, not what I've experienced, had a prison tour twice. As for Sudbury open prison, they do lovely little rambling walks, that you only have to return if ya feel like it!!

What ya been up to WB, give ya a set of horns and run amok!

Newkid @ 31/03/2009 09:17

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Oi! I resemble that remark NK! I'll have you know I've never run amok in my life... I leave that to the professional mok-runners tyvm *tuts*

HMP is beginning to sound quite an attractive option... *ponders*

Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 10:51

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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Aye, maybe they do get access to books, TV etc ... but they can't go out on their bikes!

geoffb2005 @ 31/03/2009 11:28

Karey
In: Barnsley
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Ahhhh Geoff.. i knew there was a reason, why I was being good

Karey @ 31/03/2009 11:33

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
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On another note, I noticed that the number of posts on the "Smile" thread is roughly twice that on the "Sad" thread. That's something to smile about in itself!

geoffb2005 @ 31/03/2009 11:36

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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I have a pretend bike that exists only in my head anyway, so no difference there then

Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 11:38

Deleted Member
In: NA
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A lovely little pootle in the sunshine,out to staindrop,through piercebridge on to barnard castle then back to darlo the scenic route.Am a very happy cassie now

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 16:44

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I'm gonna be a throw model and bag meself a footballer for a hubby... A footballer WB. I go out the country for a few days and this is where you end up. Wanted to marry a footballer. How very sad are you my girl? God,a footballer.

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 17:21

Deleted Member
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*still pondering 'tea-cosy' remark * See what happens when you vacate for a week Ric,it's all gone wild

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 17:46

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NewKid suggesting WB is wearing a tea-cosy Oh,tell me your not ? This thread made laugh today

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 17:49

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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Awww you'd love it Ricdude!

I could get you the best seats in the stadium - any match you fancy!

I'd get me one of them there special dresses they all wear that you can accidentally fall out of at the first sight of a camera so you're all over the Sunday glossies. I can see me fitting right into the WAG lifestyle Spending my life shopping, going to beauty salons and bitching about other WAGS whose tea-cosies aren't as cool as mine.

Sorted. I have my ambition all planned out

Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 18:43

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I'd love it? Hahahahahahaha WB,words...................now.

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 19:29

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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*cowers in fear in t'corner, with head hung in shame*

Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 19:40

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No,no - be proud my likkle tea-cosied friend.Individualism is what makes us Brits proud (isn't it?)

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 20:29

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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@ "likkle tea-cosied friend"! Quality!

Methinks Ricdude is rather more concerned about the feetbol stuff, than the tea-cosy

Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 20:56

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Tea cosies help keep tea warm (not in this house,gets drunk too quick) ((bit like DS,hehe)).

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 21:02

Wills
In: New Brighton
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See, I'm not the only one with the tea cosy theory!

Wills @ 31/03/2009 21:12

Wannabe
In: Dartford
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It's not her fault that her friends force-feed her with wine before she even sets foot outside her front door!

Wannabe @ 31/03/2009 21:13

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Or ply's her with drink in the pub.

Deleted Member @ 31/03/2009 21:20

Newkid
In: Watford
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I for one like her tea cosy, could have really done with that toinight. Think I was kinda simlar tonight, all wrapped up, when my head got a chill, thought "wish WB was here!" so I could borrow it mind, . Her, she can bugger off after if its "Football!!"

OK, OK, stop for some of my fruit juice then bugger off! No really, its got Pinnaple, passion fruit, kiwi, lime, banana, guava, etc its got the lot, yummm!

Whats guava?

ILMAO

Newkid @ 01/04/2009 01:26

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