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Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
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so how did the skateboarding go today?

it smelled divine

Lindsay @ 21/07/2014 23:20

teenybash
In: Thetford
Posts: 1306
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Can you comment on the reek coming out of the latest sewage treatment plant?

It's worse than the melee at Next summer sale.

teenybash @ 22/07/2014 18:15

Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731
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What was kiss 4 like then?

you'll never believe it.

Cloud_God @ 22/07/2014 21:02

jilly065
In: Preston
Posts: 1270
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Tell me how you got your nick name?

But! I only used it once

jilly065 @ 23/07/2014 07:24

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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Did you really think you could return that to Anne Summers? err....really, I don't think so

rowanblossom @ 23/07/2014 13:38

VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
Posts: 5668
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RB...I'm going to take you out for a slap up meal, then we'll go dancing till the early hours and then get a taxi back to yours.................. and your paying for it all (Well i'm guessing that'll be your answer)

there's always an odd one out !!!

VFR800AJ @ 23/07/2014 16:59

Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731
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75 bikers and one camper van

he didn't want to get wet

Cloud_God @ 23/07/2014 18:15

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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@VFR ya cheeky begger, gonna make you buy me ice cream next time

why was the monkey on the side of the pool?

Stuffed into a wet suit.

rowanblossom @ 24/07/2014 07:27

Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
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when you found that Triggerfish whilst diving what did you do with it?

they were yellow budgie smugglers with pink edging.

Lindsay @ 24/07/2014 15:46

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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What was the new fashion craze for mature male bikers

You really want to team that with those?

rowanblossom @ 24/07/2014 21:12

Cloud_God
In: Swindon and Lond
Posts: 731
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yellow budgie smugglers with pink edging and two very alluring budgies

Hells teeth, tell me you didnt

Cloud_God @ 24/07/2014 22:00

VFR800AJ
In: Sutton Coldfield
Posts: 5668
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Just been to the dentists and came out with a vasectomy !!

Four wheels but all different shapes.

VFR800AJ @ 25/07/2014 17:23

Lindsay
In: Leeds
Posts: 15143
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So, whats so unique about your new car?

But then it turned and ran hell for leather into the darkness

Lindsay @ 26/07/2014 13:54

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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What happened to the haggis

One leg shorter than the others

rowanblossom @ 26/07/2014 18:55

Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 38769
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@RB. One leg shorter than the others. How many legs do you have?

Ragnar @ 26/07/2014 19:48

Ragnar
In: London
Posts: 38769
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Do you leathers to fit you ok with you being a octopus?

What a summer sizzler.

Ragnar @ 26/07/2014 22:16

rowanblossom
In: Manchester
Posts: 29717
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How's your sausage?

Splash, splish, splosh

rowanblossom @ 26/07/2014 23:26

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
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What was the name of that plumbing firm?

It was not the place for leather.

davidneale @ 27/07/2014 00:43

davidneale
In: London
Posts: 25650
Karma:

What was the name of that plumbing firm?

It was not the place for leather.

davidneale @ 27/07/2014 00:43

jilly065
In: Preston
Posts: 1270
Karma:

You shouldn't have worn that in church

It was a strawberry

jilly065 @ 27/07/2014 07:19

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