mead!!!we need rum or gin b4 a battle ffs!!! Gin? You'll get all depressed and just sit around, moping resentfully. Rum? You'll start prancing around like Jack Sparrow. If you want to fight like that, please move to Italy!!
I wasn't expecting that!OF COURSE YOU WEREN'T!!!!!NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise............
errrrrr...... I'll come in again!!
Can I be in charge of tarring and feathering then? Very well - I do hereby ascribe you Tar & Featherer General of the Minsitry Of Tar And Feathery (aka MOTAF, which sounds rather groovy, don't you think?)!!!
Best get started then, Karey - I have a long, long, looooooooooooong list of backlogged candidates for T&F-ing!!
waterloo fought wiv gin!!trafalgar with a gutfull o rum!over the top with rum!!bring back the rum ration!!!i aint joinin you pope sha.... wa...... till theres ale an rum on the menu! an can i be oil boy in the harem!
if karey is in charge of tarring and feathering, i`ll do the floggin, im not asking by the way and if you dont like it, well you know what the alternative is
ooooooooh General of the MOTAF!!! Do i get to wear a funny hat then?
Reet.. best get mixin mi tar.. and pluckin them chickens... or shud i use pheasants?............
pmsl @ TM and Arf... can jus imagine u two in charge of a load of greased up Haremettes !!
Heyy JJ .. u cud flog em first..then they wint be able to run off while i apply the tar n feathers !
Errr...tt.. are we still sendin them out to play soldiers? ...and.... can i have a bottle of Rum?... for removin the tar from mi fingers!!
Keep schtum TM...i mite be able to wangle u a bottle of the hard stuff..
dunno, hes gone very quiet, hope hes still up for it,we`re gonna have our hands full as it is .if hes thinking about chickening out we may have to go and have a word
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