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ttaskmaster
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Mine conquests do speak for me well enough, yon varlet. Many a moment hath been spent in surprise when clear-made are their revelations and true they are, to fullest meaning of the word. Bandy not wit with a wordsmith, Sirrah, for short shall thine comings be and sweated shall be thine socks!!! Besides, 'tis the unknown world upon which I recall, by which utterance to describe, that thou mayest be greatly afeared. Now get thee hence, thou cream-faced loon!!!!

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ttaskmaster @ 15/09/2008 12:50

TeeCee
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*bangs side of monitor*

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TeeCee @ 15/09/2008 12:56

Wannabe
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Yea verily forsooth n'uncle... With a hey nonny nonny!

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Wannabe @ 15/09/2008 13:09

tangoman60
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*shakes head an sigh's!* is anyone else concerned that he's out there somewhere wanderin about ?

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tangoman60 @ 15/09/2008 20:29

ttaskmaster
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....Are you not concerned that I'm armed as well? :D Hey come on - English Language wittering is one area I can exercise myself. We watched University Challenge last night - Questions all about the components of atoms, types of energy, composers, presidents, states and all manner of seriously obscure stuff that only an academic geek would know...... It seems my missus is an academic geek as she got many of 'em correct. The only bits I could answer were the Shakespeare questions!!! So yea, verily to you and Jeremy Paxman!!!!! :D

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ttaskmaster @ 16/09/2008 05:32

tangoman60
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searches internet for barbed wire supplier's!second thought's he probably wear's armour decide to dig a moat but he may jump it on is hog! hmmmm decide to leave country as he hates foreigner's an probably wont follow hmmmm he may decide to go on a fn crusade enlistin xk as his 2nd in command oh bum is there no hidin place from these people!![imagines scene from that film with the queer hobbit where the black cloaked horsemen search for them!!]

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tangoman60 @ 16/09/2008 08:04

ttaskmaster
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I'm actually more of a Strider type of person. No, not handsome Aragorn, the king to be..... Strider - Rugged and rough ranger type in a cool leather Outrider's coat, able to survive off the land and takes no shit of hungry, whiney little Hobbits. Also able to single-handedly fend off the Nine Harbingers of Pure Evil, with nothing more than a big sword and a burning stick!!! I hang out in dark corners of English countryside pubs, smoking and looking all enigmatic.

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ttaskmaster @ 16/09/2008 09:29

Wannabe
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I hang out in dark corners of English countryside pubs, smoking and looking all enigmatic. OMG!!! I knew it! You're being illegal!

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Wannabe @ 16/09/2008 10:50

ttaskmaster
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OMG!!! I knew it! You're being illegal! Yeah, but I know how much you ladies love the Bad Boy image

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ttaskmaster @ 16/09/2008 11:07

tangoman60
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yer but! she wants someone awake an with it!!an preferably from this planet and time!!! is that arf?