Lou, hasn't anyone told you that if you weren't such a gobby cow we wouldn't love ya half as much?
Look, you've made me switch to Internet Explorer just so's I can send you a great big from all of us
I've sussed where I'm going wrong and how I'm attracting dodgy messages... my flirtation is obviously WAY over the top with these poor unfortunates and I'm leading them a merry dance.
I'm answering straightforward questions with straightforward answers... I'm thanking them for their message and telling them my name. This is outrageous behaviour and shouldn't be allowed!
From now on I shall answer with "Come and get it big boy, for 10 dollar, I love you LONG time!"
And THEN they'll understand I'm just being matey, not asking them for a quickie behind the bike shed. Right?
*OMMMMM... Enlightenment is mine... next stop Nirvana!*
For the first time since about the middle of September, I seem to have made it through a day without leaky-eye syndrome! I know the day's not over yet... but I'm impressed enough already