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Not a trick question BUT good answer


Carpet.....warmer




House or Bungalow????

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 31/08/2012 22:26  

Or was it the other way round............

House dont smell of piss yet

Golf or Bowls

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mad munky @ 31/08/2012 22:27  

LMAOOOOOOOO stop back tracking now


Bowls....bigger


Tall or Short??

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 31/08/2012 22:30  

Tall was an attempt at humour

Short or Fat

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mad munky @ 31/08/2012 22:32  

Oh hell lol


Fat


MaccyDee's or Burger King????

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 31/08/2012 22:37  

Buggered King for the Fries

Apples or Grapes

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mad munky @ 31/08/2012 22:39  

Grapes & seedless ones at that.....hate choking lol


Morning or Night???

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 08:26  

Is this like Deja Vu?

Either, presume you still talking about sex?

Wood or metal?

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 09:26  

U made nearly choke on my peanut butter & nutella toastie lololol


Whatever gave u that idea


Gotta be metal.....u get splinters from wood


Shower or bath????

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 18:57  

That sounds like a healthy diet!

Shower on my own, bath if sharing

New shoes or handbag

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 20:11  

Thats all I am having this evening


I buy both to match IF I am buying BUT will say handbag

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 20:50  

missed the question.........

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 20:54  

I did?????????


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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 21:01  

You are meant to ask me a question, the clue is in the title.......

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 21:02  

Oooops yes.....another damn blonde moment


Leather or Silk???

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 21:04  

Only ever wear leathers on my bike, silk is not very resistant to abrasion

Leather or PVC?

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 21:06  

LOL


Leather ....smells nicer


Crisps or Pretzels???

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 21:08  

PVC will only smell of sweat? Hmm

Crisps none of ya kraut snacks!

Honey roast or salted?

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 21:10  

Salted.......taking it u mean nuts & not ham??? lololol


sausage or bacon

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xXx_J9_xXx @ 01/09/2012 21:13  

Was nuts but I cruelly miss words out to confuse he he

Bacon for breakfast

Normal or Smoked

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mad munky @ 01/09/2012 21:15  

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