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No I aslo have textiles and kevlar jeans, but I always wear protection lol

Do you remember when waterproofs weren't?

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 07:43  

Yes plenty of times

If you broke down on your bike would you know how to fix it ?

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Deleted Member @ 20/07/2012 07:47  

I ride a Chinese Monkeybike most of the time so yes it regularly does, I carry a substantial tool kit which is well used. Makes the journey more fun lol

Are you in the AA RAC etc?

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 08:18  

Rac

Do you stick to the speed limits or are you a speed demon ?

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Deleted Member @ 20/07/2012 08:27  

I ride to my ability/the road. So yes I have gone over the speed limit, but not always.

Have you ever ridden a Monkeybike at 70mph+?
I know the answer

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 08:30  

Can they reach 70mph ???

do you knees drag on the floor when you go round corners ?

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Deleted Member @ 20/07/2012 08:32  

Nope, only ever got my knee down when followed by the rest of me. A highly tuned race engined one can, (one of my three), its funny chasing the big bikes as they try to get away round town lol

Whats your dream bike?

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 08:35  

The 800 version of the bmws gs 1200. Lol. i no which one i mean.

What would you do if the world was going to end in a week.

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fantasia @ 20/07/2012 08:46  

Have the biggest party going

Have you ever been caught speeding ?

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Deleted Member @ 20/07/2012 09:02  

Are you real? Yup caught five times, but got a clean licence now.

Did you really ask that question? Should it be who hasn't?

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 13:54  

Yes probably "who hasn't" Have you fined for going in bus lanes?

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davidneale @ 20/07/2012 18:26  

No, as in Hull bikes are allowed in bus lanes, yippee, and people slag Hull off lol

Aren't bikes now allowed in Londons bus lanes?

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 18:49  

Only on red route bus lanes when the sign says so. You have to have your wits about you as it's easy to forget or miss a sign Have oyu ever been convited of any other motoring offence. Sorry this sound like an insurance prosal form

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davidneale @ 20/07/2012 19:41  

No, but I'm sure I never will now, no traffic cops anymore only automated cash generators so I can ride dangerously, carelessly and recklessly if I want.

So what numpty set up red route only? Some one trying to raise money?

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mad munky @ 20/07/2012 19:53  

I can't remember who set it up but it is crazy. Some red routes start at 8-00, so parking occurs before then in the rush hour and traffic flow becomes restricted Would you like red routes in your area?

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davidneale @ 20/07/2012 20:05  

Yes, on the main roads theres no parking til after 9.30am but people still do to get their paper etc on the way to work and no one enforces the restriction so the traffic is chaos. But then again it wouldnt be enforced lol

But do you ever use public transport?


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mad munky @ 21/07/2012 07:26  

No and wash your mouth out with a soap on a rope. I use bike, car, van and sometimes a push bike when it is not broken by my son. Where is you ideal place to live in the UK?

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davidneale @ 21/07/2012 08:25  

That's easy Masham, North Yorks, about 5 miles off the A1 and it has two breweries not bad for a small town.

Where is the worst place in the UK that you can think of to live in?
(Not by experience but by reputation)

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mad munky @ 21/07/2012 11:41  

Birmingham roads are some of the most confusing and I dont think I would like to live there either

Why are Monkey bikes called Monkey bikes ? can only Monkeys ride them?

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Deleted Member @ 21/07/2012 20:03  

Because when you sit on them you have the stance of a monkey, that was an easy question.

Why does BJP hide her face?

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mad munky @ 21/07/2012 20:29  

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