I'd do no good with a younger woman anyway. apart from the obvious where Mrs b would remove a part of my anatomy. I know sod all about facebook, I've never twitted anything, I dunno where my mobile phone is half the time, I hate celebrity nonsense, rap music, and who the hell is Kim kardashian ??????? in fact i'm a right grumpy old sod on the quiet.
I am very similar to you AJ, with the exception only that I always know where my phone is and I can/do use facebook,if somewhat badly.Then again, I have always been in love with St Trinian girls!
and both AJ and I were small impressionable boys at the time, admitedly by todays standards it might seem quite pervy but....no hang on, it was quite pervy back then. It appears that AJ and myself are very strange. After thinking about it though, much later than stingray was Capt Scarlet, I was rather taken by the angels too!